///AMG
Well-Known Member
That’s the thing, you don’t even have actually do anything outdoorsie, you just wear Patagucci and people assume you are.
The best is when these idiots come up here in the summertime, all kitted out in $1000+ LARPing costumes from REI, and my 4 year old passes them on the trail (which is difficultly level 0/green) in slip on shoes and a hoodie, while they fiddle with their absurd hiking backpack+baby carrier, hunting for a new diaper in all the pockets they have never opened. I just want to yell "its in your stupid Subaru/Audi you conformist dum dums.....and your toddler looks like a moron, he needs a haircut"
Also I should have said "faux outdoors enthusiast"
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