Quotable Quotes....

[ready2fly]

Doug: "It's {freakin'} STAN, man! It's {freakin' } STAN! Dood, ready2fly is REAL! Kristie, Look, it's {freakin' } STAN...!!"

Bumblebee (on the way to NY-NY...at the top of his lungs...singing): Ssssstart sssspreadin' da neeewwws!" (boy can SANG too!! )

Bananapancakes: "Oh, you're Stan......you owe Mark a burger."

Doug: "Who here wants......" ummmm....nevermind.

FlyChicaga: "Man, I fell asleep on the monorail after you got off and woke up back at the MGM around quarter to 3."

 

[DAnbert]

"Are you really gonna walk in front of the car you STUPID B!@#$!!!" - Pengy in Vegas

My Favorite

 

[H46Bubba]

Doug: "Vagrant!" - To FlyChicaga about falling asleep on the monorail!

 

[Ophir]

Uh, No. You Fell on a Marker....

LMAO!!!! :yeahthat: :yup:


I was gonna say: "I *heart* JC"

Or: " Do you want us to call the paramedics?"

 

[derg]

"Nah, that's uhh, just a party prop sir..." (to the Bellman)

 

[Wolfy]

"They told me we could just order pizza if we kept it low key.""
"30 extra large pizzas through the front door is low key?
To paraphrase the pizza situation.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Matt: Hey Max, after 5 yrs. your wish finally came true (large smirk crosses my face) yep, I'm gay!

Max: Hey, wait you're not...you are aren't you, oh, you are.

Matt: Yea, just messin with you, but my girlfriend is bi (just kidding) so guess that makes me gay right? (Just kidding)

Max: ...Bitch!!!

 

[ready2fly]

Me: Max, don't worry if I stumble into your room tonight all drunk.

Max: I'm on top.

Me: Eh. That's how it usually is at home too.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Me: John, man nice clothes, who dressed you tonight?

jtrain: I did!

 

[PacMan4x4]

This one was loud and funny at the Greek Isle (Karaoke night)

MAX: "This place isn't slow, the Greek Isle is where people come to die" (As a really old gentleman was singing on the stage)

PILOTWIFE76: MAX, shhhhhh (as she's laughing)...that's not nice

MAX: Well, IT IS!

This was funny to me, cuz it's like a drunk guy thinkin' he's talkin' softly, but everyone knows he's not....and a couple of looks from the local folks was classic. I'm still chucklin' about it. That was a fun night as well as the others.


Pac Man

 

[Alchemy]

"you're losing man points for saying man points" --- Travisimo @ the 2nd roundtable

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

This one was loud and funny at the Greek Isle (Karaoke night)

MAX: "This place isn't slow, the Greek Isle is where people come to die" (As a really old gentleman was singing on the stage)

PILOTWIFE76: MAX, shhhhhh (as she's laughing)...that's not nice

MAX: Well, IT IS!

This was funny to me, cuz it's like a drunk guy thinkin' he's talkin' softly, but everyone knows he's not....and a couple of looks from the local folks was classic. I'm still chucklin' about it. That was a fun night as well as the others.


Pac Man

Pilotwife76: Max, you're comin home with me

Me: Cool, but don't think that you're getting any action from me, tonight or ever!

 

[PilotWife76]

Pilotwife76: Max, you're comin home with me

Me: Cool, but don't think that you're getting any action from me, tonight or ever!

What Max fails to say is that I replied with:

Me: Ya Think?

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

What Max fails to say is that I replied with:

Me: Ya Think?

ya think!

 

[SteveC]

"you're losing man points for saying man points" --- Travisimo @ the 2nd roundtable

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

 

[Bumblebee]

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

That was really funny!

I remember hearing this one, "It's quite a sausage fest, but I don't really mind" wafting up from the lower levels of the room to a famous breakfast chef

 

[tonyw]

"Men pretty much think if you look at them, you want to [do] them."
"So does this mean you don't want to [do] me?"

 

[Wolfy]

I really have to break my habit of making fun of recruiters for operators that I may want to fly for some day...

"you're losing man points for saying man points" --- Travisimo @ the 2nd roundtable

 

[Bumblebee]

I really have to break my habit of making fun of recruiters for operators that I may want to fly for some day...

He'll definitely remember you . . and that you have a good sense of humor, and that you're quick witted . . . oh yeah . . . and that you're a smart a$$

 

[averyrm]

I really have to break my habit of making fun of recruiters for operators that I may want to fly for some day...

I don't hire 'em, I just train 'em - but I thought it was effin hilarious!