747 story at The Onion

[secretapproach]

This is from the archives and pretty old but I just saw it and thought it was really funny:
Best-Laid Plans of Mice and Men Faulted in 747 Crash

 

[Joe]

Isn't that the Korean 747 that crashed in Guam a few miles short of the runway?

 

[Prospective_Pilot]

Yup, that looks like it....