Quotable quotes

[mpenguin1]

To continue with the tradition, here is what I remember so far....


Conversation with Max:

Oh please Max you cried when you saw Broke Back Mountain.
Max - Your damn right I cried, that tent scene looked painful, they were camping & you know they had no lube

Conversation with Bigey

Oh yeah, 3 Iranians, you know we are representing!
Pengy - Oh please, 3 Iranians in a room at the same time is Al-Qaeda

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

"Rex, you're so not scoring this weekend with the ladies...the only action you can hope to have this weekend is if you come back to my hotel room with me."

 

[ChasenSFO]

Aaron:"The shoe show."

Or maybe.

Mike:"We'll measure in distance and time."

 

[CRJDriver]

Stripper: "Who here is horny?"
CRJDriver: "I think everyone in here is"

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

"Rex, you seem like a crier and an apologizer when you orgasm."

 

[tonyw]

"If this drink can't be used to fire up a turbine, I don't want it."

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

"If this drink can't be used to fire up a turbine, I don't want it."

...more like engine degreaser!

 

[ChasenSFO]

"YO GUYS OMGZ COME CHECK OUT THE LIMO ITS GOT MORE SEATS THAN A CRJ!!!!!111"
*limo is gone*

 

[Firebird2XC]

"If this drink can't be used to fire up a turbine, I don't want it."

I will say that those cocktails met the Jet-A standards I was looking for.

Good times.:rawk:

 

[skidz]

"YO GUYS OMGZ COME CHECK OUT THE LIMO ITS GOT MORE SEATS THAN A CRJ!!!!!111"
*limo is gone*

 

[Kristie]

I loved the persian kitty conversation all the guys were having....

Bigey... our very own persian kitty.. meow meow..

 

[poser765]

I loved the persian kitty conversation all the guys were having....

Bigey... our very own persian kitty.. meow meow..

wow not that anyone cares, and this may be TMI, but persian kitty brought back some memories. First porn website I ever found. Way back in the early 90s. that is all...carry on.

 

[Firebird2XC]

I loved the persian kitty conversation all the guys were having....

Bigey... our very own persian kitty.. meow meow..

Yeah, but have you seen the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour?

You have to Netflix that to really get the depth of the gag.

 

[ChasenSFO]

wow not that anyone cares, and this may be TMI, but persian kitty brought back some memories. First porn website I ever found. Way back in the early 90s. that is all...carry on.

Ah, good times. Mine was whitehouse when I put .com instead of .gov in the computer lab in kindergarten when we were doing a project for memorial day.

 

[poser765]

Ah, good times. Mine was whitehouse when I put .com instead of .gov in the computer lab in kindergarten when we were doing a project for memorial day.

lol I think we all made that mistake. Some of us more than once.

 

[Rocketman99]

Sitting at the table in PepperMill: "What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

 

[Firebird2XC]

Sitting at the table in PepperMill: "What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

I can't stop telling that joke. EPIC. :rawk:

 

[slushie]

Rex: "Duuuuuuude she's out! She must be sooooooooooooo wasted!"

Slush: "uhh, she's just sleeping."

Rex: "She's wasteddddd!!!!!11""" [sticks out tongue for pose]:drool::crazy::insane:

Slush: "The Do WILL kick your ass."

Jenn: [Wakes up with utter disgust on her face, afraid to close her eyes again]

 

[tonyw]

Some dumbass to Playboy Bunny: You must be new.
Playboy Bunny, laughing: I've been here for two years. Why did you say that?
Dumbass: Because you didn't know you couldn't sit down.
Playboy Bunny: Oh, they change the rules all the time.

 

[PA44-LUV]

Ah, good times. Mine was whitehouse when I put .com instead of .gov in the computer lab in kindergarten when we were doing a project for memorial day.

Hehe, I accidentally did that while on a federal government computer... Fortunately the filtering software kept it from actually uploading.