Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
My penis is not small enough to own/fly an L-39.
Meh, I mean I get your complaint and I'm sure that if one has uh "slipped the surly bonds" *vomit* in a Strike Chicken going straight up in an Apocalyptic struggle of Good and Evil against the Commies, an L-39 seems lame as hell. But it's relatively cheap to run, hard to crash, goes whoosh, and there aren't like 10,000 little reciprocating parts they don't make anymore banging around waiting to fail. And, sure, there are the examples where they've put little fins in the tip-tanks to make them look like missiles, which, uhm, the less said the better about that. But as a grin-machine for us non-hackers (see what I did there?), I can think of worse ways to spend $400k.
It's the kind of thing where, uh, you know. I might own one. I wouldn't join the Club.