You are a Texan now. I would suggest a road-trip to Houston (my hometown). I think you will be pleasantly surprised by both the quality AND quantity of the strip clubs in H-town. It is my view that pound for pound Houston is the champ of titty bars.Two of my friends and myself were quite disappointed in the San Diego strip clubs when we where there in Spring of 2006.
The only one we went to flat out sucked.