BobDDuck
Island Bus Driver
I freakin love this description of Lindbergh ops. What you don’t want to exit at B10 and end up in a clusterf*** with traffic holding on spots 1 thru 4?
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Surely they must have some kind of record for smallest piece of pavement requiring a ramp tower.
I flew in there the other night for the first time in about 5 years, and the first time I was doing the driving on the ground. Ground tells us to go to Spot 1 and call ramp. We get there and ramp precedes to berate us for not going to Spot 2. The FO tries to explain, but ramp isn't having any of it. He finally says, well, if you want to go all the way around the loop I guess you can. The FO jumps back in and says we can turn to the left and get back on the line by Spot 2, to which ramp tells us to do whatever we want. I start the turn and he gets back on the radio and yells at us for turning around after he told us to take the loop from spot one. I guess "do whatever you want" doesn't actually mean do whatever you want.