American Reaches Agreement in Principal

Alright.



B737



I got another one.




FOs who store their flight bag standing vertical on the JS behind me.



If your bag can’t fit under the JS where it belongs, then go buy a 737-friendly bag. Or better yet, pack less sh*t.
 
To keep all the things off the pedestal!
Psh I dont even use a trash bag. Just crumple up all the acars paper and throw it on the back of the pedestal by the rudder trip knob.

...another FO who brought an 'international sized' bag, a backpack, a full flight kit, a duffel bag and had a stack of magazines he carried in his arms to the airplane
That's usually the domain of the cat-rancher FAs.
 
My favorite is when we have a jumpseater and I grab for the PA hand mic. Make eye contact and reach for it sloooooowly. Bonus points for grazing a knee.

Keep teasing them like that and you'll get a face full of this:
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#salmonthirtysalmon
 
I won't pretend to know what a Pokemon go raid is, but if my suspicions are confirmed, that's amazing.
 
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