Screaming_Emu
Joe Conventional
“NEW PHONE WHO DIS?”
That’s when scheduling tries to get ahold of us
“NEW PHONE WHO DIS?”
CS: “hi, captain emu?”That’s when scheduling tries to get ahold of us
@ppragman is Patrick.
I’ve definitely found that some cultures don’t understand sarcasm. They were loading a Lamborghini on our plane in NRT and I told them to be careful with my car. The ground rep was shocked that I could bring my car to work. I’m reasonably sure that if I asked for the keys he would have gotten them for me.
The Japanese definitely do understand sarcasm but the workers at the airport not likely to be native English speakers or spent a lot of time in an English speaking country. Being taught a language in a school is much different than living in a country. If you told the worker something similar in Japanese, he would have likely understood and found it funny.
A good example is a co-worker had a flight going into NRT with a passenger misconduct. Operations agent spoke English pretty well but had never heard the English idiom “cops” for police. In a classroom, you might not learn all the slang. In a TV show or movie, the subtitles are translated to something similar in your language.
Somewhat similarly, widebody pilots at a certain legacy when I was on a jumpseat ride were criticizing newer widebody pilots not experienced in international flying for speaking to foreign ATC using American idioms that ATC could not understand versus in standard ICAO English phraseology.
Humour over ACARS is something you need to be careful with. If the person on the other side is not someone you know, you might end up in a meeting with HR or your manager. ACARS messages are viewable by a wide range of people and are part of every accident investigation. Not everyone is going to get your jokes and it could come across as lacking in professionalism.
As dispatchers, workload is always something that we want addressed and kept at a manageable level. If you are send too many non pertinent messages over ACARS, you dont look very busy. It sends a message to pilots that we are not very busy. When you are having multiple flights diverting, the last thing you want are more messages piling on top from crew just wanting to chat.
Pilots have and probably will again in the future report dispatchers to the Feds for not responding to non-pertinent messages when busy. Pilots overall do not understand how many flights dispatchers are dealing with or how busy it can get on a dispatch desk.
I was jumpseating back to work one time and the dispatcher sent quite a few messages trying to be funny. The crews response to me was that if dispatchers have that much free time then we should all be sending messages like this.
I would always try to inject some dry humor or sarcasm into some of my ACARS messages and if they got it they got it, if they didn’t, then I at least relayed some information to them in a sarcastic way that they could find humor in.Humour over ACARS is something you need to be careful with. If the person on the other side is not someone you know, you might end up in a meeting with HR or your manager. ACARS messages are viewable by a wide range of people and are part of every accident investigation. Not everyone is going to get your jokes and it could come across as lacking in professionalism.
As dispatchers, workload is always something that we want addressed and kept at a manageable level. If you are send too many non pertinent messages over ACARS, you dont look very busy. It sends a message to pilots that we are not very busy. When you are having multiple flights diverting, the last thing you want are more messages piling on top from crew just wanting to chat.
Pilots have and probably will again in the future report dispatchers to the Feds for not responding to non-pertinent messages when busy. Pilots overall do not understand how many flights dispatchers are dealing with or how busy it can get on a dispatch desk.
I was jumpseating back to work one time and the dispatcher sent quite a few messages trying to be funny. The crews response to me was that if dispatchers have that much free time then we should all be sending messages like this.
A few weeks ago, a lady captain sent a joke over ACARS. She asks, "What's the difference between Vegas and Wuhan?" She answers, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." I too let the captains set the tone. If they're serious, I'm serious. But if they tell jokes, I know I can joke with them back.It should go without saying there’s a time and place for humor. Obviously should not be cracking jokes during irops, emergencies, diversions, etc. And keep it minimal and short. I usually wait for the crew to initiate since I don’t know the audience on the other side. I’ve even had ATC make a few light hearted jokes with me when I’ve called at times as well. We can’t be serious, soulless, robots 24/7. Humor can be important for relieving stress and sometimes building relationships in a high tension career (but yes only when appropriate).
No, those Japanese workers should've knew English at a native and level and should've understood Screaming_Emu's humor.
It should go without saying there’s a time and place for humor. Obviously should not be cracking jokes during irops, emergencies, diversions, etc. And keep it minimal and short. I usually wait for the crew to initiate since I don’t know the audience on the other side. I’ve even had ATC make a few light hearted jokes with me when I’ve called at times as well. We can’t be serious, soulless, robots 24/7. Humor can be important for relieving stress and sometimes building relationships in a high tension career (but yes only when appropriate).
We do a lot of planed redispatch. There's one dispatcher who "acknowledges your acknowledgment of redispatch." I once "acknowledged your acknowledgement of our acknowledgement." He wrote back and said sorry. I told him that I've got nothing else to do and can keep going all day.
Pretty sure I took a flight over from a dispatcher that wrote that exact message.
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I've only recently become active again in dispatch but it sounds like we work at the same place.Got one today working ANC-MIA, but I was on break.
I've only recently become active again in dispatch but it sounds like we work at the same place.
*Naked dude exposing himself, holding a beach ball.Naked dude holding a Beachball on the tail?
You could say said beachball is quite giant.Naked dude holding a Beachball on the tail?