MH370: Malaysia Airlines Flight May Never Be Found as Latest Search Ends in Failure

[RDoug]

I really had some hope these guys would find it:

MH370: Malaysia Airlines Flight May Never Be Found as Latest Search Ends in Failure

• The latest search for missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, known as MH370, has ended without locating the plane and there are no current plans for any further investigation.
• Efforts by Ocean Infinity, a U.S.-based marine technology company, in its search for MH370 will end after it collected “high quality data from over 112,000 km2 of ocean floor” in “a little over 3 months of operational days,” but to no avail. The Malaysian government had offered a $70 million reward.

 

[jynxyjoe]

It might as well be on Mars. Just give it time, someday we'll have the tech.

 

[NovemberEcho]

It'll get found by accident in a couple hundred years like all these 19th century shipwrecks.

 

[jynxyjoe]

It'll get found by accident in a couple hundred years like all these 19th century shipwrecks.

By then we'll have evolved past clickbait, how will i know once my intelligence has been downloaded into a mainframe with a monkey sticker (to make myself distinct)

 

[fholbert]

Trump says he knows... Just saying!

 

[Roger Roger]

Trump says he knows... Just saying!

Segglehoff was also convinced that Boeing knew exactly what happened and where.

 

[Ajax]

By then we'll have evolved past clickbait, how will i know once my intelligence has been downloaded into a mainframe with a monkey sticker (to make myself distinct)

14 places MH370 may be. #7 will shock you!

 

[jynxyjoe]

14 places MH370 may be. #7 will shock you!

I need more of that headline in my life.

 

[jynxyjoe]

Segglehoff was also convinced that Boeing knew exactly what happened and where.

It's smeagle-huffüns

 

[fholbert]

14 places MH370 may be. #7 will shock you!

No idea where MH370 is.

But I sure know where it isn't!

 

[NovemberEcho]

No idea where MH370 is.

But I sure know where it isn't!

It's probably dead center in between the 2 biggest search zones

 

[fholbert]

It's probably dead center in between the 2 biggest search zones

I’m thinking it’s off the coast of Chula Vista.

 

[NovemberEcho]

I’m thinking it’s off the coast of Chula Vista.

Swallowed by Chtulu

 

[BigZ]

Swallowed by Chtulu

Cthulhu

 

[Skåning]

It's probably dead center in between the 2 biggest search zones

 

[Markf64]

Found it...problem solved

 

[milleR]

I hate to think what important stuff the part of my brain that's currently occupied by that entire theme song could otherwise be used for

 

[Richman]

I hate to think what important stuff the part of my brain that's currently occupied by that entire theme song could otherwise be used for

It must serve some important evolutionary purpose, otherwise I'd be long dead.

 

[Skåning]

I hate to think what important stuff the part of my brain that's currently occupied by that entire theme song could otherwise be used for

It must serve some important evolutionary purpose, otherwise I'd be long dead.

Yeah it helps a squirrel remember where he left his nuts

 

[CRJInTheHeartOfTexas]

It will never be found because aliens abducted it via a blackhole time warp. Source CNN.