Altimeter, if you are wondering why you pissed so many people off, came across as arrogant, some self awareness and maybe a review of your own posts could serve you well; allow me to assist-
"why shouldn’t they be at intermediate pay somewhere between Regionals and Legacy? There’s just so much more inherent risk moving people over boxes. To say the level of responsibility is equal negates the whole business model. If you want Mainline money, work towards a mainline job. Might sound pretty douchey, but it is what it is."
You assumed UPS is an intermediate level, and is somehow below any other job-which it is not.
As for people saying company profits are not at all related to compensation... Of course they are! When a company makes money, it's most skilled and valuable employees also make more money. The people in the executive management tend to make all the big financial decisions, so they ultimately tend to take the highest compensation. Sometimes the company heads need to be reminded how essential the skilled and irreplaceable workers who RUN THEIR COMPANY really are. Unfortunately, the disaster we call the Railway Labor Act has become an enabler for greedy self serving corporate heads who do not like to share the pie. This leaves Unions declawed, so you attempting to provide us with a self important, condescending, mickey mouse level of basic education on how economics and contract negotiations work does, in fact, serve as not only as a detriment to morale, but also tends to lead to a complacent attitude toward ones situation. The fact is, dispatchers are relatively hard to find. There tends to be an oversupply because of the structure with regionals and non transferable skill set, which is the key reason unions are necessary. Look at ATC for example. They are not getting contract raises even though they cannot seem to replace their retiring work force, and have been seen inputting mandatory retirement delays and overtime. Is this because ATC is essentially not worth much? Unskilled? Clearly they aren't replaceable.
I would venture to guess that most people could not even get through the certification process, let alone pass airline training, let alone function in the environment that dispatchers work in. It's high stress, highly cognitively demanding, and requires one to not only be extremely well informed across all different departments, but also requires one to be continually updating ones knowledge base. The formal education to "qualify" does not mean one will easily get a job, because most airlines that are worth working at will not hire someone with no experience or qualifications. It will require many many years and probably expensive education to get into a job like UPS, then many more to get to the top of the scale.
Airlines also are generally not inclined (unless they are run by smarter people who understand more than profits and financial numbers) to recognize the necessity of dispatchers, and will see them as an expense rather than an asset. Safety positions are among the most important to have the top percentiles of human performers in them, but without the pay being there, these people will not choose to work in the profession as a whole, they will most likely go where the money is. When you have a management group that doesn't understand this fact...
THAT is what negotiation tactics and strikes are for.
If you aren't going to contribute anything worthwhile and valuable, troll somewhere else, maybe 4chan, and that goes for the other professional economists/management pets here.