When our crew room was upstairs, the quiet room was downstairs in what had been a janitors supply closet. It had a couch (that had probably seen do many sloppy hook ups that nobody dared sit on) and two lazy boy chairs. Real estate got expensive in the Dayton Airport, so as a cost savings measure, they moved the crew room into the quiet room, and moved the quiet room out to the hangar.
There was several issues with this. First, the crew room was so small, they couldn't fit a lot of the contractually required items (microwave, coat rack etc) in it. Secondly the "quiet" room was off the mechanic's break room, and shared a (very thin) wall with the woman's rest room. I filed a grievance (that actually went to arbitration... my first experience on the stand) about both issues. In a rare moment of brilliance, I got the city Fire Marshall to come out to the airport (what else was I going to do while sitting around for 10 hours?) and certify the crew room for max occupancy of 3 people, which meant a single crj700 crew couldn't use it to brief.
During the arbitration, we put the fire marshall on the stand and the Company threw a fit. In the end the arbitration (who was actually the singer Bon Iver's father) mandated a bunch of changes to how the room was set up, but didn't go as far to force the company into a new room. We also dragged him over to the quiet room, and had the stenographer (the only female there) go into the bathroom, talk to herself, and repeatedly flush the toilet. The arbitrator found that the room was not quiet, but that the CBA didn't actually say it had to be.
Fun times.