To the Jumpseater: "How long have you been here?"
Jumpseater: "22 years"
Me: "Really? How come you're on reserve on the 737 in Miami?"
Jumpseater: "Oh...well, I've only been at mainline 6 months."
Me: "So you've only worked at American 6 months?"
Jumpseater: "Well, I was a flow-"
Me: "So you've only worked at American 6 months?"
Jumpseater: <Blank stare>