I survived calcapt's landing

[Toria]

IAH-SEA. Does one landing a man make??

 

[AMH]

I hope not.

 

[Lee D]

IAH-SEA. Does one landing a man make??

I hope not too. Everytime I have someone I know personally (Outside of work.) I never seem to have a great landing or smooth air for that matter.

 

[CaptBill]

It wasn't me - it was Velocipede. He is such a troublemaker blaming all his crappy landings on me.

Read my lips: I did not have a bad landing with that woman!

I wasn't even flying that day, I was working at the orphanage, or the homeless shelter or some other praiseworthy cause.

I am sure she has me confused with Velocipede or maybe even Doug. Calcapt having a bad landing is akin to Rosie O'Donnell being crowned Miss America - ain't never gonna happen.

Wait, Toria never said it was a BAD landing. I am sure what she meant was that it was a GREAT landing and she is curious if the smoothness of said landing was indicitive of calcapt's greatness. Whew, she had me worried for a minute.

 

[PGT]

Nope


It's ok, happens to the best of us.

 

[Qgar]

Oh, Toria.....DO TELL!!!!!

 

[Toria]

Wait, Toria never said it was a BAD landing.

Did you open your mouth and insert one foot or both??

 

[Toria]

Oh, Toria.....DO TELL!!!!!

Perhaps at NJC.

 

[Qgar]

Oh, I look forward to all the dirty details.

Hey, we may just have just found a new hobby for JCer's! Non-rev or jumpseat on a flight another JCer is flying and report on your findings in a new forum created just for this purpose. anic: Who's up first?

 

[MQAAord]

Sweet do I get to hear the all the good gossip too?

 

[Polar742]

I'll just save anyone from hunting me down.

My landings suck.

There.

One down....:bandit:

 

[Qgar]

Aww, you're no fun at all! You were high up on this list of pilots to be "tested."

 

[juxtapilot]

I'll just save anyone from hunting me down.

My landings suck.

There.

One down....:bandit:

Ah, so that's why 33R is sinking...

 

[Polar742]

Last time I landed in China, I hit so hard the US thought they were testing nukes underground.

 

[PGT]

Last time I landed in China, I hit so hard the US thought they were testing nukes underground.

They made autoland for pilots like you

oh wait, does your dinosaur even have it?

 

[Polar742]

They made autoland for pilots like you

oh wait, does your dinosaur even have it?

Yes, however, my dino is becomeing extinct soon....

 

[PGT]

Yes, however, my dino is becomeing extinct soon....

are you getting 'upgraded' )) to the -400?

 

[juxtapilot]

Yes, however, my dino is becomeing extinct soon....

Sad. More cool points flying the 742 than the 744...

 

[Toria]

Sweet do I get to hear the all the good gossip too?

My pleasure.

I can forgive him for shaking the plane like that at wheels up, but the landing.......................................

 

[derg]

Perhaps at NJC.

Sweet. I love NJC gossip!

There always is, but then the folks that didn't attend always claim, "Inner Circle! Inner Circle!" when they don't hear!

 

[Toria]

Sweet. I love NJC gossip!

There always is, but then the folks that didn't attend always claim, "Inner Circle! Inner Circle!" when they don't hear!

All those people have to do to become "inner circle" members is show up at NJC. Easy as that!

Also, Calcapt's ego is so fragile I am reluctant to discuss specific details of the event on the open forum

He, however, can admit there was no convection over the Cascades that day and still .................see title of thread........ and "chatty" Frank in the seat next to me exclaimed "Geez!"......................