I don't drink. That would make you not trust me?
To put it a different way: You're refusing to trust someone because they don't conform to harmful norms. Is that really how that's supposed to go?
I admit, I was a bit obtuse in my verbiage. So I'll forego the "lighten up Francis" quip. However, I expected pilots to have a bit more well developed sense of snark. (Also, see @Wardogg's historical references.)