killbilly
Vocals, Lyrics, Triangle, Washboard, Kittens
Wait - when did drinking airplane coffee become “boomer?” This GenXer drinks airplane coffee.
I cannot be killed by modern germ warfare as a result.
SWA TA Discussion
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Wait - when did drinking airplane coffee become “boomer?” This GenXer drinks airplane coffee.
I cannot be killed by modern germ warfare as a result.
ZapBrannigan
If it ain’t a Boeing, I’m not going. No choice.
Your airplane is brand new. You need to fly a Douglas or Boeing built before you were born and drink whatever half century old microorganisms evolved to live in the chlorinated darkness of their potable water tank. It’s my origin story.
killbilly
Vocals, Lyrics, Triangle, Washboard, Kittens
I drank the coffee on the -145. Does that count a little?Your airplane is brand new. You need to fly a Douglas or Boeing built before you were born and drink whatever half century old microorganisms evolved to live in the chlorinated darkness of their potable water tank. It’s my origin story.
Richman
JC’s Resident Curmudgeon
Your airplane is brand new. You need to fly a Douglas or Boeing built before you were born and drink whatever half century old microorganisms evolved to live in the chlorinated darkness of their potable water tank. It’s my origin story.
I got giardia once from airplane coffee. Does not have the Richman Seal of Recommendation.
///AMG
Well-Known Member
Yeah, good point....we're pretty low profile, and people assume we are reasonably competent.....
BAM...."Surprise MFER, that wasn't the main landing gear breaking, it was me breaking the runway!"
Avalon781ML
Well-Known Member
I reserve the right to complain until such time when my union has secured a new contract for our pilot group.
Avalon781ML
Well-Known Member
And spelling/composition…
Autothrust Blue
"Well, on the Brasilia..."
This millennial does too.
Screaming_Emu
Joe Conventional
And spelling/composition…
If you read it with a southern accent it works.
Avalon781ML
Well-Known Member
Too true… NC must be rubbing off on you!
Flyinthrew
Well-Known Member
I can’t even resist it when I smell it, and I know it can’t be good.
killbilly
Vocals, Lyrics, Triangle, Washboard, Kittens
The double whammy is that we serve Dunkin and I don’t *like* that brand…
….but I’m coming around a bit on it because it’s certainly better when it’s fresh vs an hour or two old. Noticeably better.
ZapBrannigan
If it ain’t a Boeing, I’m not going. No choice.
Stop drinking the profit sharing! Bring some free coffee from the hotel.
Richman
JC’s Resident Curmudgeon
Stop drinking the profit sharing! Bring some free coffee from the hotel.
Funny. I've heard this as an actual comment similar to this out in the wild.
Hiboglossi
The Most Depressing Person
Whoever said that didn't consider that consuming more hotel coffee could cause the hotel to raise their rates, eating into profit sharing anyway.
///AMG
Well-Known Member
Stop drinking the profit sharing! Bring some free coffee from the hotel.
Only if you promise the hotel machine cleaned some FA panties
phill1174
Well-Known Member
Any truth to interviews getting cancelled? I seen a few people mention it today and I’m wondering if SWA is going to wait until the TA passes to see if they can be pickier with their talent. I also noticed the window for this month didn’t open either (don’t ask why I was there).
ZapBrannigan
If it ain’t a Boeing, I’m not going. No choice.
it's true, we haven't been told why other than hiring this year will be around 800 as opposed to last years 2000.
Kingairer
'Tiger Team' Member
Seems like everyone is likely in the same boat...I wonder if its economic or preparation for 67.
