Slowest possible speed

[Roger, Roger]

Didn't happen to me but another instructor where I teach. Funny all the same

He was coming out of Ft Worth and Regional dep kept calling him Helicopter 120 Sierra Serra. Finally my buddy corrected him and the controller giggled and said, "yeah I know...you just have a really low ground speed"

Ok so I thought it was funny.

Me: Tower Skyhawk 30LlamaUnicorn readytogo 13 November
Tower (female): Skyhawk 30LU hold short for the helicopter on final
Me: Holdin' short, got the Osprey in sight
V-22 Pilot: Don't call me a helicopter ma'am, it hurts muh feelins!

 

[SpiraMirabilis]

Denver Approach: Airshuttle 1234, slow to slowest approach speed please.
Airshuttle: Roger
...
Denver Approach: Airshuttle 1234, say speed.
Airshuttle: 89 indicated
Denver Approach: Airshuttle 1234, increase speed to 120 kts.

 

[jynxyjoe]

Denver Approach: Airshuttle 1234, slow to slowest approach speed please.
Airshuttle: Roger
...
Denver Approach: Airshuttle 1234, say speed.
Airshuttle: 89 indicated
Denver Approach: Airshuttle 1234, increase speed to 120 kts.

freaking dashes.