Luxury Crash Pad downtown Chicago with Jazz Singer

[Pilotforhire587]

I will bring the whiskey

 

[Bumblebee]

I will bring the whiskey

promises...promises.

 

[Okie_Pilot]

You know, I really really had a thing for you until I read this...

Firearms? Seriously? No. NEVER.

I'm sorry it couldn't work out.

I guess you can go through the 10 pages of pilots posting pictures of their firearms and cross all their names off your list of potential candidates.



Link: AWESOME PEOPLE YOU'LL NEVER GET TO ROOM WITH

 

[Boris Badenov]

I keep my arsenal in the closet, and God knows, I'd never let a woman look in my closet. She might find the guns! Or the revolutionary pamphlets. Or the bodies. Or the bombs. I mean, wait, what? I have to go, my grandmother is on fire!

Just kidding, FBI.

 

[Pilotforhire587]

promises...promises.

The JD distillery is a mere 30 minutes away from me.

 

[MQAAord]

This thread goes down in history with Tomcatter, Window Seat Girl and that whoever it was pretending to be the freakish Russian.

 

[WacoFan]

This thread goes down in history with Tomcatter, Window Seat Girl and that whoever it was pretending to be the freakish Russian.

I always demand the window seat. Because, you know, I'm a pilot and all. Or I used to be. Whichever.

 

[SeatClutcher]

Or it can completely suck...

No, I'm pretty sure it's fantastically romantic to reunite with the man who knows you, who knows your body, whose body you know... the sex is INCREDIBLE.

I mean, it could be. Hypothetically.

 

[mikecweb]

I keep my arsenal in the closet, and God knows, I'd never let a woman look in my closet. She might find the guns! Or the revolutionary pamphlets. Or the bodies. Or the bombs. I mean, wait, what? I have to go, my grandmother is on fire!

Just kidding, FBI.

And the pink phone rears it's ugly head again.

 

[Bumblebee]

This thread goes down in history with Tomcatter, Window Seat Girl and that whoever it was pretending to be the freakish Russian.

me thinks Wac(k)o has developed an alter-ego and is demonstrating schizophrenia in it's most entertaining form....

 

[WacoFan]

No, I'm pretty sure it's fantastically romantic to reunite with the man who knows you, who knows your body, whose body you know... the sex is INCREDIBLE.

I mean, it could be. Hypothetically.

Or it could suck. Completely suck...

(You are still not improving as a wingman).

 

[WacoFan]

And the pink phone rears it's ugly head again.

OMG - that is classic. Camels. Heavy weaponry. And a pink smart-phone. Priceless. Great catch MikeCWeb.

 

[MQAAord]

me thinks Wac(k)o has developed an alter-ego and is demonstrating schizophrenia in it's most entertaining form....

I think you may be right!

 

[MQAAord]

I'm a girl, and I don't even have a pink case on my iPhone.

 

[WacoFan]

I read about (but didn't see) some forum where they posted a "What does your desktop look like" thread and people would take screen shots of their desktop and post it. Apparently one guy did this and all was well, save a folder on the desktop that he labeled "Tranny Porn".

I think we may be experiencing that exact kind of brain fart with Boris' dainty phone.

 

[Pilotforhire587]

What have you to say for yourself Boris!?

 

[Boris Badenov]

And the pink phone rears it's ugly head again.

Speaking of ugly heads being reared, who invited you to this otherwise totally awesome thread, killjoy!?

 

[mikecweb]

This thread is so filled with Fail I figured I should bring it up. Does the pink match your flight suite??? FAIL!!!111

 

[Bumblebee]

Does the pink match your flight suite??? FAIL!!!111

reports are that it matches his thong underwear.

 

[Boris Badenov]

I just have to wait this one out long enough for FlapperGirl to crash through the skylight with more news from the jazz world.