Just how old is that plane you're flying on?

tiredcfi

Not a child of magenta
I posted this for a good laugh. I believe your Derg ATN_Pilot "clunkers" are listed in here!

http://news.yahoo.com/just-old-plane-youre-flying-093942661.html


The World's airlines are buying lots of new shiny planes of all sizes and types, and thats good news for travelers, giving them some sense of justice now that airfares are going up and airlines are raking in profits. Even so, the skies are full of old clunkersDC-9s, 717s, early versions of the 757 and 767 and 737, to name a few.

The venerable 757, no longer produced, debuted in 1981, which means that there are some examples plying the airways that could be 26 years old. So how do you tell an aircraft's age?
One method is to note the plane's registration number (also known as the "Nnumber" for U.S.-registered planes or the "tail number," so called because it is usually displayed on the tail end of the fuselage) and look it up at planespotters.net (click on the airline's link and scroll down). For US-based airlines, you can also find the age and much more about the plane by going here and typing in the aircraft's N-number.

Granted, it might be difficult to see the registration number from the gate unless the plane is parked at such an angle that the number is visible, or unless you're boarding or deplaning using stairs (as you do at some smaller airports). You can also ask a gate agent or the pilots for the registration number, although there have been reports of ill-defined security concerns when passengers request this information.
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I've also read that the registration number is sometimes displayed on placards inside the plane, either in the cockpit or near the doors or jump seats.

If you're flying on United Airlines, you can figure out the N-number by checking the flight status and noting the four-digit "aircraft number" and then finding the corresponding "fleet number" on Planespotters. A few other airlines have similar workarounds.

If you prefer something less airline-geeky and quantitative, here are some visual ways to tell if the plane youre flying on is no spring chicken.

The flight attendant call button icon is wearing a skirt or it's labeled "stewardess."
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Theres an ashtray in the lav on or the seat's armrest.

Theres a razor blade disposal slot in the lav.

There are video monitors hanging down from the ceiling.

Theres a no smoking sign above the seats rather than a turn off electronics symbol.

The in-seat power outlets are DC instead of 110-Volt (granted, some newer aircraft have no in-seat power ports at all).

Theres a stairway to the outside in the tail.
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There are three engines instead of two or four.

The company that made it no longer makes the plane.

The company that made it no longer exists.

The economy class seat padding is more like a La-Z-Boy than a church pew.

Theres a landing gear over the tail instead of at the front (a DC-3).

Theres no landing gear. But you'd be flying in a Pan Am Flying Boat. And you'd be time traveling.
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Heck yeah, old clunker 767s. I routinely fly several 1982-1983 767-200s. All of them were the first 100 jets off the assembly line. The freighters have seen better days, but the passenger jet (1983 model that originally had an engineer panel!) still flies tight. It'd climb better without the original ~47,000 lb CF6-80As, though. I feel like I'm back in an ERJ at MTOW. :)
 
Heck yeah, old clunker 767s. I routinely fly several 1982-1983 767-200s. All of them were the first 100 jets off the assembly line. The freighters have seen better days, but the passenger jet (1983 model that originally had an engineer panel!) still flies tight. It'd climb better without the original ~47,000 lb CF6-80As, though. I feel like I'm back in an ERJ at MTOW. :)
They leave the FE panel or not in the upgrade (it would be cool if they did, but we all know weight is the game)?
 
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