JetBlue passenger urinates on others

[exneophyte]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/11/trave..._homepage_deskrecommended_pool&iref=obnetwork

(CNN)A passenger on a Portland, Oregon-bound JetBlue flight is accused of urinating on fellow travelers, seats and luggage. Jeff D. Rubin, 27, slept through most of the three-hour flight originating from Anchorage, Alaska, according to a Port of Portland police report. About 30 minutes before landing "he stood up and began urinating through the crack of the seat onto the passengers seated in front of him," read the report.

"At some point Jeff Rubin lost his balance causing him to fall backwards and urinate upwards which got on the passengers and seats next to him as well as some other passenger's personal belongings," police said. When police boarded Flight 47 in Portland, Rubin was slumped in his seat and sleeping, officials said. Rubin, of Gresham, Oregon, faces two misdemeanor charges: criminal mischief and offensive littering. He was booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center, where urinals are readily available in all cells.

He was released on his own recognizance. It was not clear Friday whether he had an attorney. CNN left a message at what's believed to be his residence.

 

[ASpilot2be]

Of course it originated in Anchorage.

 

[A Life Aloft]

Too many of these no doubt........

 

[ASpilot2be]

He was going to Portland, so my guess is

 

[derg]

Damn, I didn't know R. Kelly didn't still fly around on private jets.

 

[A Life Aloft]

He's been charged with Criminal Mischief and .....love this one....Offensive Littering. lol

 

[exneophyte]

 

[MikeD]

He's been charged with Criminal Mischief and .....love this one....Offensive Littering. lol

Never heard that charge before. Learn something new!

 

[hook_dupin]

This just pisses me off....

 

[A Life Aloft]

Never heard that charge before. Learn something new!

Me either, but it cracked me up. Covers quite a GAMUT when you think about it.

Edit fixed it....

 

[Beefy McGee]

Me either, but it cracked me up. Covers quite a gamment when you think about it.

 

[derg]

I'm having a @Minuteman moment.

Or a Momentman minute?

 

[RDoug]

What a pisser.

 

[flymike]

Someone found out the hard way that it's better to be pissed off than pissed on

 

[exneophyte]

Next thing you know the airlines are going to charge extra to sit in a pee free zone.

 

[ChasenSFO]

C'mon, we've all been there.

Pause. Not.

It's jetBlue's fault for not designating the row as a splash zone.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

When you gotta go...

 

[Will3506]

I'd rather be pissed on than pissed off.....wait I think I got that backwards

 

[Runincolorado]

This reminds me of a time flying back on Ethiopian where a kid decided just to pee in the isle. Now he may have been around 3 or 4 and probably didnt know any better and the mother acted like it did not happen..... but now he has a role model.

You know someone on the plane went, only the seat in front of him? Betcha I can get 2 to 3 rows ahead! Watch this!

 

[saxman]

My old airline had a kid pee on the aft bulkhead because his mother wouldn't let him use the lav. The lav was too dirty and unsanitary, she said.