This is no laughing matter.
But I was more talking them pulling out my blunt tip scissors (that are about 2mm longer than allowed for non blunt tip) every time. Or last week how they sent the captain through the millimeter wave machine and then flipped out when the metal wings on the front of his shirt triggered and instead of just patting him down, made him take his wings off, put them through the cray machine and then go back through the millimeter wave machine, and then get patted down anyway. Or how four of our 10 FAs got "random" explosive swab testing that required then to take out everything in their bags for the tech to swab.
Hahaha, try the Indians! Sometimes they're just bad. Other times they're "everything metal must be out of the bag" bad. Like they mean wires and pennies, etc. And you will go through the machine as many times as it takes for everything metal to be out of the bag.