IL-76 landing accident, Mali

[///AMG]

They were hauling. Touching down that far down the runway is one thing, but they were hauling butt too...

If you're gonna be high, at least be fast

 

[derg]

I really thought he was taking off, not landing. Hot dang, my former LCP brain has a number of "debrief items".

 

[ChasenSFO]

So does that account as attempted suicide?

 

[derg]

So does that account as attempted suicide?

Good question!

 

[///AMG]

I really thought he was taking off, not landing. Hot dang, my former LCP brain has a number of "debrief items".

I mean, this should be no surprise, but I am hearing that they do not care to hear your debrief items

 

[Fixtur]

Spoilers - deferred. Reversers - deferred. Brakes - well past their “best by” date.

Touchdown in the touchdown zone of the opposite runway? Send it, dudeski.

 

[zmiller4]

I was like “ahh, a little speed, big cloud of dust, but they’re in the overrun and they’re probably fine”.

Sees fireball: “ah, no, probably not”

Reminds me of this classic, with a slightly better outcome.

View: https://youtu.be/KhGwR1Ub-_E?si=6Jtb4Y2A2Npy77fb

The commentary from this is for the ages.

The vodka-burner is rolling, we have Smirnoff.

 

[Roger Roger]

The commentary from this is for the ages.

The vodka-burner is rolling, we have Smirnoff.

How old is that clip? I think I remember watching it in college,15+ years ago

 

[zmiller4]

How old is that clip? I think I remember watching it in college,15+ years ago

I probably got it off of Kazaa alongside a bunch of Heather Brooke videos.

 

[SurferLucas]

Heather Brooke videos.

How much do you think she wishes that onlyfans existed back in those years

 

[zmiller4]

How much do you think she wishes that onlyfans existed back in those years

She would have been the LeBron of that…sector. A true pioneer.

 

[SurferLucas]

She would have been the LeBron of that…sector. A true pioneer.

She should have laid off the enhancements…she looks as dreadful as Pam Anderson now

 

[Skåning]

View: https://youtu.be/2u09md9OoBM?si=vxQIC7JPMsrCD4Cx

 

[zmiller4]

She should have laid off the enhancements…she looks as dreadful as Pam Anderson now

I completely agree

—is what I would say had I seen what she looks like now, which I 100% have not.

 

[derg]

I probably got it off of Kazaa alongside a bunch of Heather Brooke videos.

All the Gen X'ers giggle, look around and realize no one else is.

 

[Lawman]

Flight Navigator ftw

Again I will repeat this because it’s still macabre and funny…




“Salutations and strasvicha to all our friends flying today. Please note this safety brief will proceed in flight beta max movie entertainment of home alone 2. We have great flight to Africa… probably Mail today. Please observe this safety briefing. For those on first flight in IL76 know you fly on historic aircraft. IL76 only airplane today flying on coal. So please disregard sooty black clouds coming from engine. Flight deck is very aware. Also please take in flight meal from pile located in middle of plane. With each meal is 1 bottle vodka. This will double as both drink and bathroom for remainder of flight. A word of caution, please avoid first officer Misha and plane dog….. this is same person. For those on their first time on airplane… Western aircraft are equipped with high cost computers susceptible to damage. Soviet designed aircraft utilize “bio computers” to perform flight computations. Dog will compute fuel check and interruption may effect final destination options. We thank you ahead of time for bringing whatever you did to serve as own flotation devices as seat cushions are destroyed from moths. Again we thank you for flying Aeroflot. We know you didn’t have choice, but we appreciate the fact you know we are all in this flights success or failure together.”


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[Sculprit]

Do y’all think the crew took a picture with the plane after the incident?

 

[ArcherII]

Looks like the A400 was holding short (orange dot) and they touched down WAY after that - 8,200ft runway. Nice job guys

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I'm confused by the runway markings here. Not really helpful for determining the remaining runway lenght.

 

[Lawman]

I'm confused by the runway markings here. Not really helpful for determining the remaining runway lenght.

Apparently so was the aircrew, so you aren’t alone.


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[SteveC]

Apparently so was the aircrew, so you aren’t alone.


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Glad you didn’t say “...so you’re in good company”