No it's hilarious because we rebuffed Parker and he clearly never got over it.
It's an honor to be hated but cash that sweet sweet profit sharing check in return.
Lets talk about Delta trying to "KAA" which then forced AS to buy us, so really Delta is the mean one that's forcing an airline to lose its Virginity. I feel so violated.
Yeah, nope. Derg said it better, but you guys got bought by AS because JetBlue was sniffing around and the Eskimos panicked and overpaid. So at least you didn't sell your virginity cheap!
According to the SEC filing, Alaska approached first. JetBlue and "one large major carrier" didn't get involved until later. The two then ended up in a bidding competition but to distinguish the point, Alaska approached first before anyone else. IIRC they approached Sept 2015 and JetBlue and others didn't put their interest in until about December. The "large major carrier" backed out of entering the bidding process because they didn't think the DOJ would approve the merger. Hawaiian or Delta? You decide
I doubt it was Delta. Aren't most of your assets leased and, well, you can lease a fleet of Airbii in a hot minute and not deal with the drama of an acquisition.
But, I think Virgin hit the jackpot and Alaska looks like it was playing musical chairs with itself. "I got the last seat! Wooo!" and everyone else be like "Umm, what? LOL"
I don't think anyone forced Alaska to buy you. Delta grew in SEA and LAX to the point that the codeshare was irrelevant.
This is what I was told at "Charm School".
Alaska was our girlfriend. Then Alaska starts seeing a lot of other boys and we figure out that instead of pouting in the corner, we could do a lot of the things our girlfriend "Alaska" did and derive more pleasure (read: profit) out of it. So, at some point, we didn't need her any more.
But then she got pissed because she felt jilted and started stalking Delta on social media and revving up for a fight that wasn't there.
But Delta didn't care.
You were probably purchased in a panic at HQ. There is literally nothing on the backchannels even mentioning the new Alaska. Do yo' thang and eat some chicken wings!
Alaska is cute like Anna Kendrick, but Hawaiian is like Scarlett Johannson. Milana Vayntrub and Jennifer Lawrence had a love child with delicious HND slots.
* for now...That's kind of the way Courtelyou delivered it to the In Command class. I don't know, seemed plausible to me and the checks keep clearing!
That's kind of the way Courtelyou delivered it to the In Command class. I don't know, seemed plausible to me and the checks keep clearing!
Are you saying that Delta got sick of her and decided staying home and watching porn by himself was easier??Alaska was our girlfriend. Then Alaska starts seeing a lot of other boys and we figure out that instead of pouting in the corner, we could do a lot of the things our girlfriend "Alaska" did and derive more pleasure (read: profit) out of it. So, at some point, we didn't need her any more.
But then she got pissed because she felt jilted and started stalking Delta on social media and revving up for a fight that wasn't there.
But Delta didn't care.
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Haven't seen any KDA sticker lately but the "KSA" stickers are everywhere.
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Are you saying that Delta got sick of her and decided staying home and watching porn by himself was easier??