You should bid back to DTW and move to Ypsilanti. It's SOOOOOO cheap and close to the airport we could be neighbors WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO LIVE HERE?!
Ha!
I could always live in the shanty at Salton Sea and drive into LA too! SOOOOOO CHEAAAAAAPZ! Then I could hoard money and still be dead at 66.49 years like the average airline pilot.
*Real stat, folks!