TFaudree_ERAU
Mashin' dem buttons
I'm not saying you should grease the wheels, but a Falcon pilot once said "We need a lav dump" and handed me a $100 bill simultaneously.
Heroic measures were involved that evening.
At home base? Not gonna happen.
And last I checked, "dumping lavs" IS in the line service tech job description. I'm not tipping you for doing your job, unless its a HORRIFIC nuclear butt explosion in a honey bucket...that's worth a $20.