PeanuckleCRJ
Poodle Wrangler
I've tried shaking, slapping, throwing, and yelling at my newborn.
Shaking is by far the most effective.
Shaking is by far the most effective.
I've tried shaking, slapping, throwing, and yelling at my newborn.
Shaking is by far the most effective.
Chances are, if I had flown as a baby, I probably would have cried on the descent too because of my ears.
What is the name of the Malaysian (I think) airline that has child-free flights? I think this is an excellent idea. Maybe pay a little extra to be on a flight where you're guaranteed not to deal with screaming brats.
This would be even better on red eye flights.
The second the whole bluetooth in the ear thing hit I proposed the idea of a bluetooth seeking bullet to eliminate the problem but it didn't catch on! Sort of like that movie runaway where gene simmons had the bullets that would follow people.
And chances are that I would have gone all Chris Brown/Jackson Browne/Ike Turner on your ass to shut you up! You're white so I would have missed the chance to hurl an epithet at you, but definitely would have smacked you around a little.
...You're white so I would have missed the chance to hurl an epithet at you...
Damn, you type a lot!
She is female though so maybe you could go all misogynistic and stuff!
best troll everI most certainly am not. If the parents aren't doing their job, then I think someone else should to preserve peace on the airplane.
I'm sure you're an exception rframe, but northern idahoans are crazy (you're a pilot. How crazy could you be?). We down south are much more civilized and would never strike a child.I see he lives in my neck of the woods, hope I dont run into him... I might just have to slap him upside the head to shut him up a little bit.
So families with small children should not be allowed to travel?Why do parents think that movie theaters, fine restaurants, or airliners are appropriate places for screaming 2year olds?