Fail Boat Nominees?

Maximillian_Jenius said:
Is that all... I took the long walk to Jake's pad Tuesday afternoon and after he drinking an entire bottle of Gin (by himself) in like 45 mins. he began serenaded me with songs from the Broadways Wicked and Rent. With the music blaring!

I was like okay.... time to go. I called Howard and he refused to tell me where he was to meet up. He said you went there, you know what it was you deal!

Bastard.
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We were going to come rescue you but you were on your way to the casino. It was a total of 10 to 15 minute from your text for help to your "on our way down to the casino" text! I still have the texts, so don't be a hater!:p:laff:
 
Doug Taylor said:
I think you have a good point!

For a few years I could sense people waiting for me to make an outrageous statement for them to put on their signature line, so I kind of tempered what I say! ;)
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My all time favorite Doug Taylor line? "Tweakers are like cats with opposable thumbs" I think I nearly pissed myself. Good stuff. :D
 
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