Allegations of Masturbation @ Delta (JFK)
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ChasenSFO
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The word of the day is "Repeatedly".
As in, fool me once, hell, fool me twice, but the 257th time the keyboard goes silent...
As in, fool me once, hell, fool me twice, but the 257th time the keyboard goes silent...
Only if I'm onboard Shuttle America.
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Adler
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Snapchat. Must be Snapchat friends with him. Nothing like waking up to an early morning report, seeing a new video from Chasen walking around saying "This airport is so empty, I could walk around yelling "WHO WANTS TO SEE MY BIG BLACK PENIS!"
ChasenSFO
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NovemberEcho
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Wait, you're BLACK?!
ChasenSFO
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I wish, but when the girls you date are 5 feet tall, it's all the same.
NovemberEcho
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I can relate. My wife is 4'12". I married her for her small hands.
JordanD
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Ah, the "Donald Trump" fantasy.
Believe me friend, it's not a problem.
JordanD
Chinese Food Enthusiast
You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.
ChasenSFO
hen teaser
Legal midget? Or just clears the bar?
NovemberEcho
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Just clears the bar. I'm contemplating getting one of those library ladder-on-rails so she can utilize all the kitchen storage.
SKYROCK
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You know I used to sleep on an aluminum tube cot to pick up the morning overtime for UAL @ RSW back in the late 90's.
My co-workers jokingly referred to the cot as the 'rub rack' and my boss threatened to charge rent. Sometimes, I would even take a shower down at the freight house, but the thought of auto-erotic activities did not cross my mind. For one thing, there were bodies on the carts in the adjoining room. It took stones just to take a friggin shower in the middle of the night, let alone spank the monkey.
My co-workers jokingly referred to the cot as the 'rub rack' and my boss threatened to charge rent. Sometimes, I would even take a shower down at the freight house, but the thought of auto-erotic activities did not cross my mind. For one thing, there were bodies on the carts in the adjoining room. It took stones just to take a friggin shower in the middle of the night, let alone spank the monkey.
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