Alaska Hawaiian Merger Serious Version

I guess I spent way too long flying •boxes because I don’t find the guppies to be that gross. And of course I have 3 young kids so I’m probably more likely to be the one shedding germs everywhere.

A couple • filled diapers and weekly projectile vomit in your…shall we say, work space, probably has that effect. I need all my fingers and toes to count the dead seals I put in the lockers of the Navajo. They fit nice, just for reference.
 
A couple • filled diapers and weekly projectile vomit in your…shall we say, work space, probably has that effect. I need all my fingers and toes to count the dead seals I put in the lockers of the Navajo. They fit nice, just for reference.
We had a Cherokee that had carpet on the sides of the footwells. Then a fish box leaked back there. It didn’t have carpet after that
 
I guess I spent way too long flying •boxes because I don’t find the guppies to be that gross. And of course I have 3 young kids so I’m probably more likely to be the one shedding germs everywhere.

I don't have a lot of 121 points of reference. I've only worked at a regional and the aircraft were a lot less gross. This last trip I noticed a spoon up on the glareshield touching the R1 window. On closer inspection the entire glareshield was covered in teriyaki sauce. When it started getting all over the FOs sunshades I tried to clean it but sauce that was touching the glareshield had hardened onto glareshield leaving the top gooey and transferring to anything you put up there.

The trip started with me printing the paperwork at the N gates but finding the aircraft at the S gates of course. When I got to the gate, the gate agents had started boarding. Yet when I entered the aircraft the A asked me to stop the boarding because there was urine all over 1C. So I had to stop boarding and sort that out for about an hour. This was my first trip back from vacation. Good times.

Mind you this was an aircraft fresh out of maintenance...
 
I don't have a lot of 121 points of reference. I've only worked at a regional and the aircraft were a lot less gross. This last trip I noticed a spoon up on the glareshield touching the R1 window. On closer inspection the entire glareshield was covered in teriyaki sauce. When it started getting all over the FOs sunshades I tried to clean it but sauce that was touching the glareshield had hardened onto glareshield leaving the top gooey and transferring to anything you put up there.

The trip started with me printing the paperwork at the N gates but finding the aircraft at the S gates of course. When I got to the gate, the gate agents had started boarding. Yet when I entered the aircraft the A asked me to stop the boarding because there was urine all over 1C. So I had to stop boarding and sort that out for about an hour. This was my first trip back from vacation. Good times.

Mind you this was an aircraft fresh out of maintenance...
You obviously never flew the CRJ. Airplanes are gross everywhere.
 
Long sleeves is just evil. Pure evil. Total evil.

No good flight has ever happened when the Captain wore long sleeves.

I just had my third skin cancer lesion cut off me. One of them was on my arm.

Keep wearing short sleeves if that's the world you want to live in.
 
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