Alaska Hawaiian Merger Serious Version

It’s not just wearing the hat. It’s the fact it was said as “people GTFO of your way.”


“Strength through projection”




And yes, if I had to guess, I would have guessed long sleeve shirt. Zero surprise there.

I've worn the long sleeve on one trip so far and the disgusting skin issues haven't come back. But I guess suddenly, this has now become my entire personality?
 
Merger…remember?
Not a lot of merger news right now, so we have to come up with things to complain about. The Smurf uniform is an easy target. I don’t actually mind the color too much, the new soft shell jacket seems decent, but everything is obviously cheap. I will miss being able to just wear any nondescript black soft shell though.
 
I've worn the long sleeve on one trip so far and the disgusting skin issues haven't come back. But I guess suddenly, this has now become my entire personality?

I’ve only used short sleeves my whole life and always had armrests down in both the Bus and Boeing. Zero skin issues.

Are you lotioning up your elbows? I do when I lotion the back of my hands. Elbows get dry and nasty. Using lotion makes a huge difference. Giggity
 
I’ve only used short sleeves my whole life and always had armrests down in both the Bus and Boeing. Zero skin issues.

Are you lotioning up your elbows? I do when I lotion the back of my hands. Elbows get dry and nasty. Using lotion makes a huge difference. Giggity

I spoke with an actual medical professional about it. Crazy I know.
 
I like hats. They help since I'm bald and I think it completes the uniform nicely, especially with the blazer. And I don't say that just to get a job at my current air line. I wore the hat at F9 too. But I also wore the striped tie and cowboy boots. I like to keep people on their toes with mixed signals.
Ropers are comfy and last forever. Blundstones, though...now those are some boots.
 
There is a fleet email I've probably sent hundreds of emails to now about the state of the cockpits.

The less skin contact I have with the aircraft the better it seems.
or like fix the problem in the moment
you think they’re really gonna start cleaning because you sent ‘hundreds’ of emails when they know they won’t have to do squat because the metal is still moving
 
or like fix the problem in the moment
you think they’re really gonna start cleaning because you sent ‘hundreds’ of emails when they know they won’t have to do squat because the metal is still moving

There has been a push from the BCP about it with a couple of emails sent out about the fleet reporting address to report various states of disgusting. In our overall disgusting fleet of aircraft.

Regardless, I spend almost the entire flight wiping down the screens which have a lot of fingerprints and I generally every switch/button. It's super time consuming.

The FO on the last trip said in a moment of universal disgust: "Yeahhhh, they like it poopy." Because I can't say the S word here.
 
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