Air Force Bashing

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LMFAO at the age comment...How long until you receive social security Lloyd?
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Oh no, I think it is pretty funny but you can't tell me it is not childish to reply to every sentence with, "yeah, the Air Force is stupid", "yeah the Air Force is stupid and scared of guns", "yeah the Air Force is full of fatbodies", yeah, the Marines are all in it for the country, the Air Force is all about the benefits". We all get the same benefits and we are all serving our country. If you don't get anything back from your service then you are an idiot.

Here, let me save you the trouble-

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Oh no, I think it is pretty funny but you can't tell me it is not childish to reply to every sentence with, "yeah, the Air Force is stupid", "yeah the Air Force is stupid and scared of guns", "yeah the Air Force is full of fatbodies", yeah, the Marines are all in it for the country, the Air Force is all about the benefits".

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Yeah the Air Force is a funny joke.

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We all get the same benefits and we are all serving our country.

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Yeah the Marines get the benefit of kicking the Air Force dorks ass and screwing thier wives after the ass kicking. Yeah!

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If you don't get anything back from your service then you are an idiot.

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Yeah the Air Force is full of idiots and we hope we never get any of you back from your nerd deployments. Huh huh, yeah, yeah.
 
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LMFAO at the age comment...How long until you receive social security Lloyd?
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Anyday now...anyday!
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. . .you can't tell me it is not childish to reply to every sentence with, "yeah, the Air Force is stupid", "yeah the Air Force is stupid and scared of guns", "yeah the Air Force is full of fatbodies", yeah, the Marines are all in it for the country, the Air Force is all about the benefits".


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I never said any of those things....


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We all get the same benefits and we are all serving our country. If you don't get anything back from your service then you are an idiot.


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Using that line of thinking, Nuns and Priests are idiots. All of the folks that volunteer at the Red Cross are idiots.

That was an idiotic thing for you to say.

What did I get back for my service? I sleep better at night knowing that I gave to my country with NOTHING EXPECTED in return. If I get something? Cool. If I don't? Well, it wasn't expected.

When I joined the Corps, the G.I. Bill wouldn't have covered a year at a community college, there was no "Marine Corps College Fund" and tuition assistance wasn't close to 100%.

I had the scores to do alot of things, but I chose to be an infantryman.

YOU may have joined to get something in return. Don't you EVER call someone an idiot simply because they have the balls to serve out of love for a nation. It's a personal insult - not on a branch of the service or an abstract loyalty to a branch of the military, but an insult to a person's honor and values. How dare you.

Anyhoo, like I said before.....I never said any of those above things, so stop being defensive! Call me an idiot because I served out of love for my country? You can take that someplace.
 
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I never said any of those things....

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Well it is basically how childish you come across.


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YOU may have joined to get something in return. Don't you EVER call someone an idiot simply because they have the balls to serve out of love for a nation. It's a personal insult - not on a branch of the service or an abstract loyalty to a branch of the military, but an insult to a person's honor and values. How dare you.

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If you sleep better at night because you thought that being a Marine was nothing but taking it up the ass, pain, and suffering, then you are not an idiot, because you got something out of it. I said only an idiot would serve in the military and not get anything out of it.

I think your attention span might be a little short because you keep misunderstanding most of the things I say. Now I am sure you'll get worked up because I said being in the Marines was pain and suffering, but that is the way you portray it and I am telling you it wasn't all about serving the country, pain, and suffering.

The military helped you out as well and it isn't so rough being in the military. You had free health care, a roof over your head, job security, they kept you in shape, and hopefully taught or pounded some wisdom into your head. Stop telling me you did not get anything out of being a Marine besides the fact that you can sleep good at night (with my coworkers wives).

Anyways it looks like you are a little worked up now and you don't even have a legit reason to be worked up because you thought I called you an idiot when I did infact not. You should go get a rittalin prescription and be a little more fastidious when reading my posts so you don't come across as such a child when you run around this forum with your cock hanging out of your pants, spouting mad [censored] about other peoples jobs. I don't take it personally, I would just like to point out your weak points that have nothing to stand on so maybe you can see you may be wrong in the way you think of other people in other services.
 
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I would just like to point out your weak points that have nothing to stand on so maybe you can see you may be wrong in the way you think of other people in other services.

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You have resorted to name calling and extremely foul language, so I'm just going to stop here. However, I don't see myself being wrong....still think the Air Force has alot of wusses....

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Ok, first of all, you and I both know that being in the military means carrying on the tradition of swearing up a storm and I am proud to carry on with the tradition. The goal is to use foul language so much that it completely loses it's meaning which will make it possible to bring swearing into places it was normaly not accepted like church's, grade schools, and important business meetings.

Second of all, saying you sleep with our wives is in my opinion worse than foul language.

And third of all, every service has wuss's. ALL OF THEM! And you were the first one to call anyone a name in the first place you hypocrite!
 
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Second of all, saying you sleep with our wives is in my opinion worse than foul language.


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When YOU deployed, YOUR WIFE went to the NCO Club. Just happens I was hanging around!
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That was always my excuse!



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You have resorted to name calling and extremely foul language, so I'm just going to stop here. However, I don't see myself being wrong....still think the Air Force has alot of wusses....

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Can't beat the air conditioned tents! With floors!!
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God forbid the AF resort to shelter halves.
 
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You would probably like the Air Force more if you were getting your ass kicked by a group of rebels, and a A-10 came in and saved your ass with some wicked CAS......

yeah alot of people in the AF are pus@^*#$, but from the jobs they do, they relly have no reason to be a bad ass


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This is the part that the Gomer Pyles don't get because of their swollen egos. The AF does its thing in a low-key way without the annoying hype and chest-thumping that comes with the Corps. Gomers haven't caught up to the 21st century where technology wins. Need something moved from the U.S. Midwest to the Middle East in a matter of hours? USAF. Need to bomb the cr@p out of an enemy position? USAF again. "No reason to be a bad ass" is right on - just doing the job.

Where have Marines set foot nowadays where the USAF hasn't already laid down some hellfire to clear the path (or COULD have if the strategic leaders wanted to)?

Gomers still have the mentality that they can just march around and conquer places as if we were living 200 years ago. Duh, we're Marines and we'll march to Iraq from camp Pendleton, Guh!! There's an ocean in the way? Uhhhhhh, I know! Let's ride on a ship and we'll be there in no time, Doy! Sure....sailing was slow when Christopher Columbus did it and it's still slow today.

I see that MTSU has added a goofy USMC recruiting banner at the bottom of his posts. OK, I can stir the pot too: here comes one of the most stinging insults that can be brought to bear on a Marine (they HATE this one)! Ready........here goes:

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The U.S. Army can basically do your job. You guys are a waste of my taxpayer dollars.
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You got served! Gentlemen, we're up to 5 pages and we're just getting started!
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Need to bomb the cr@p out of an enemy position? USAF again.

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USAF Again?!?!. Nothing a little HE 203 / MK19 and 5.56 cant' fix. Don't need AF for that.

The only thing we need AF for is to hold down the rear!
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Guys, keep it civil, or we're gonna have to have a JC.com Military Forum get together in order to hash this stuff out in true military form..........

....then pour beer on the wounds.

Keep it civil. Don't make me come out of my office again!
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Grab a machine gun, grab a pack and grab 400 rounds of ammo. We're going on a little run...

That'll give you a sense of accomplishment.


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LOL... my kinda style... ( sitting back down now )
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Grab a machine gun, grab a pack and grab 400 rounds of ammo. We're going on a little run...

That'll give you a sense of accomplishment.


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LOL... my kinda style... ( sitting back down now )
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No doubt! Keep it civil, yo!

I thought Airbus vs Boeing was bad!
 
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No doubt! Keep it civil, yo!

I thought Airbus vs Boeing was bad!

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Or PFT.
 
It's 4 pm for all you civilians, 1600 for the AF and Army folks, 4 bells for the Navy guys, and for the Marines, Mickey's big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the four."

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Alright alright, I just have to set the record straight.
Sure there is a number of "geeks" in the Air Force that sit in front of a computer and complain that they have to work past 1600 (again mickeys big hand is on the twelve and little hand on the 4
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) But for every person like that in the Air Force I've met at least 5 more that are mission oriented and get the job done. I fly as a Loadmaster on Talon II's and every person I've met in AFSOC takes great pride in their job and what they do. To those of you that just read this and see intense rivalry know that I've airdropped Marines and Army guys out of my plane at the same time and we all get along to get the mission done (although at the end of the day we're still the Zipper-suited Sun-Gods). As well I know several people that have been on 29+ hour flights and they dont bitch about it. I just wanted to set it straight that not everyone in the Air Force is a bunch of whiners who sit in front of a computer.
 
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