When I woke up to the sound of the door being kicked it took me a second to figure out what it was but then it was pretty unmistakable. So the first thing I did was call the front desk and tell them someone was breaking into my room, they immediately said okay we're sending security.
I ran over to the door and looked quickly through the peephole and saw two men, got away from the door.
Only at that point did I think "hey I'd better figure out how to defend myself in case these guys get in before security gets here."
Look for something heavy you can swing... end table looks pretty sturdy, sharp edges, wood top with a metal frame. Gee, it'd be nice if I had a gun I wouldn't be worrying that the end table won't take the first guy out or scare the second guy enough to run away cuz im only gonna get one swing probably... Oh, good, security is here, sounds like they're not murdering him or anything.... crisis averted I guess.
Elapsed time about 4 minutes.
Sound reasonable to you, oh great and powerful Oz? Got anything else you know nothing about you'd like to comment on?