I told the flight attendant I wanted the entire cab of Coke! I paid 147 dollars for this god damned flight! I want what I’m entitled to!
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During the great xmus meltdown, on xmus day, after 14 hours of getting nothing productive done but attempting to help on the micro level by bringing gate staff food and chocolate, answering what questions I could, and remaining visible and positive, I finally boarded an 11 hour late deadhead flight home.
Halfway through the flight they began drink service, seat belt sign turns off, lady in front of me stands up and straight up drops in the aisle.
The crew makes sure she's not dead, she isn't she's just passed out, so they make an announcement that they're suspending drink service and if anyone is a medical professional etc. Etc. They find an EMT and a nurse and it turns out the lady is probably just dehydrated and tired so they get her some water and get her back in her seat and keep an eye on her.
Halfway through all of this the lady
behind me rings her call button. Flight attendant comes up and says "what can I do for you?"
She says, in her finest Karen voice, "Am I gonna get my
DRINK?!"
Me:
It really was the cherry on top of that whole day.
On arrival back home I'm the last off the plane, I gather my stuff and thank the crew. I would normally take the shuttle at that late hour but I decide I need some fresh air and peace so I walk instead.