What Else Should we not do in an Airplane?

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If you have to eat on the flight deck, please for the love of God move the mic away from your mouth so I don't have to hear you graze like a 300lb cow. Plus I'm sure the next guy doesn't want leftovers on the mic cover. Oh and please refrain from putting your greasy fingers on the FMS screen, I would like to be able to read the FP......*rant off*

Derek
 
Derg said:
I've heard stories of the old men flying the 777 where, in the upper crew bunk, instead of traveling downstairs to use the loo, they'd simply micturate in the sink in the rest facility under the guise of "Welp, they didn't give us no terrrlit up here and I gotta pee. SAFETY OF FLIGHT!"

Ungh.
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When I was in the Navy, you got a cabin with a sink that you shared, and a head about 50m away and 2 decks down. Two types of people on those ships - those who pee in the sink, and liars.
 
Don't sound like you're spitting into the mic when you talk to ATC.

I wonder if people realize when they do this? :oops:
 
Don't ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, mutter the word "roh-ger." That crap is like running your fingernails across a chalk board. If you're going to say it, say it right.
 
When your passenger is wearing yoga pants with no undies, you best have tampons/pads in the cabin. Mother Nature is a cruel beast. If one of your hands is occupied by passenger factors, you might have a bad time using your left hand for the yoke/throttle/trim/flaps ect which will ultimately lead to you abandoning your other commitment in order to safely operate the aircraft. Trick is configure early and drag the thing in accordingly, much easier. Oh, and don't wear skinny jeans when you hop up on the strut to check the fuel on a high-wing airplane, they aren't built for that.

Minuteman said:
If your aircraft has a refrigerator for food, we do not put pee in it.
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Sound's like somebody is worried about peeing dirty.
 
Runincolorado said:
Just came back from India. Rule 1) there are no rules.... Spent 4 kms driving the wrong way on a 8 lane high way flashing the lights and honking the horn. I found multiple religions and my driver goes "See I saved you 3hrs of waiting in line." The Bay Area and SoCal aint got S*** on India! Although DC traffic is horrid. 10 mile commute to work 30min in morning 1hr15min at night.
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Try Sao Paulo, Brazil. I lived about 7 miles from the airport, would take me over 1 hour to get there, sometimes 1.30. My ex-girlfriend was begging to go back to LA.

nuts
 
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