touch-n-go
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If you are going to complain about ATC or talk about your nefarious layover excursion in flight, make sure you don't have a stuck mike or a pressed PTT.
If your aircraft has a refrigerator for food, we do not put pee in it.
This sounds like a funny storyIf your aircraft has a refrigerator for food, we do not put pee in it.
"Send for numbers for 5 and FULL. Any questions?"One shall not use passive-aggressive language in the cockpit.
New pet peeve.
"So you're briefing me on doing a flaps 3 landing, but you'd rather do a flaps full landing, but the evil training department wants us to do 3, but you're not comfortable with it so you want to go flaps full, but you think that I'm going to think poorly of you for, wait, WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU WANT TO DO?!"
Or within 10 feet of the back of a Piaggio...Wear your brand new clean white shirt and walk under the tail engine of a 727.
Axe me how I learned that.
If your aircraft has a refrigerator for food, we do not put pee in it.
Wear your brand new clean white shirt and walk under the tail engine of a 727.
Axe me how I learned that.
Plumbing is all that is man.
I've heard stories of the old men flying the 777 where, in the upper crew bunk, instead of traveling downstairs to use the loo, they'd simply micturate in the sink in the rest facility under the guise of "Welp, they didn't give us no terrrlit up here and I gotta pee. SAFETY OF FLIGHT!"
Ungh.
This seems like a bad idea.
I still remember proudly handing up the TOLD card and saying, "Gentlemen, green light is NOT required"
Wear your brand new clean white shirt and walk under the tail engine of a 727.
Axe me how I learned that.
Yeah, but it would be a 3 foot drop for someone of average height...Adler said:Even dirtier when the aft stairs don't work, and there aren't any airstairs available.
Yeah, but it would be a 3 foot drop for someone of average height...
Even dirtier when the aft stairs don't work, and there aren't any airstairs available.
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Still mad jealous of your pictures. One day, Isaac, one day... That pic you got of me in PTK was awesome though.Adler said:nice.