The LAX commute, three month redux

[Richman]

Starbucks called...

...and said “burnt coffee? Here hold my beer”.

 

[Roger Roger]

Y’all talking like coffee snobs pretending you wouldn’t gulp down lukewarm burnt crew room coffee.

 

[bLizZuE]

I drank RJ coffee. Fight me.

 

[Richman]

Y’all talking like coffee snobs pretending you wouldn’t gulp down lukewarm burnt crew room coffee.

Sorry, I don't do that powdery white stuff.

 

[JordanD]

I drank RJ coffee. Fight me.

“Do you know how gross that is?”

“I figure if airplane coffee is what does me in, maybe I’m not long for this world.”

 

[ozziecat35]

I drank RJ coffee. Fight me.

Gotta keep my immune system guessing!

Y’all talking like coffee snobs pretending you wouldn’t gulp down lukewarm burnt crew room coffee.

Negative. They took away our Keurig and installed one of those instant swill contraptions. I didn’t know morale could get lower...

 

[derg]

I drink coffee for the “drug”

 

[Screaming_Emu]

I drink coffee for the “drug”

I prefer the high quality stuff, but I gotta take what I can get.

 

[derg]

“I prefer my cocaine more crystalline and snowy than this. Do you have anything billowy-er?”

 

[derg]

I make too many drug jokes on an aviation website.

Hell, I’ll rebid DTW and scream, “ @Richman get me my JAWB back!”

 

[Baronman]

I drank RJ coffee for years all while having weekly “odor events.” Guess I have cockroach DNA.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

“Do you know how gross that is?”

“I figure if airplane coffee is what does me in, maybe I’m not long for this world.”

I actually like our jet coffee here despite the low marks the potable apparently gets.

I wouldn’t touch RJ coffee but long about Nebraska on a redeye, one cup of the stuff from Le Boos ensures I stay awake and conscious, so

 

[JordanD]

“odor events.”

I always apologize to my FO after one at least.

 

[Skåning]

Coffee makes me poop. Timing is key.

 

[JordanD]

Coffee makes me poop. Timing is key.

I’m starting to realize that the closer you get to 30 everything makes you poop.

 

[woodreau]

I’m starting to realize that the closer you get to 30 everything makes you poop.

Gets worse after 30 too.

 

[Skåning]

I’m starting to realize that the closer you get to 30 everything makes you poop.

Gets worse after 30 too.

Taco Bell giveth and Taco Bell taketh away

 

[MikeD]

“Stupid Pilot Tricks”.

You are under operational and data surveillance 24/7 at work and just because they haven’t said anything yet, doesn’t mean you’re not already busted and they’re casually collecting data. Teeeeeeeeeeeeer’ust me.

When they ask you a question from behind the big brown desk.........they already know the answer...

 

[phill1174]

So commuting to LAX isn’t a great idea if SJI decides they like me. A 30 min flight sounds nice. The rest of it is just nightmarish.

 

[Richman]

I’m starting to realize that the closer you get to 30 everything makes you poop.

And after 30, you will revel in it.