Richman
JC’s Resident Curmudgeon
Ahh. Florida.
"It's not a flying roach, it's a Palmetto bug"![]()
Watching tourists flee in blind terror from those has been a secret pleasure of Floridians since Florida was a place.
RIchman
Ahh. Florida.
"It's not a flying roach, it's a Palmetto bug"![]()
I've played the "Devil Went Down to Georgia" twice with the FAA in my career and I can't stomp my foot enough when it comes to the issue. The FAA doesn't care that you're merely an first officer or the captain gets grumpy when you correct him, it is YOUR JOB and the FAA will kick you in the pee-pee and smile as you writhe in pain.
I've only come close to leaving a trip once, and it was with a very notorious captain. We had a come to Jesus in Montego Bay. I told him, "I can't make you use checklists, but you can't make me fly either. I'll be happy to stay in Jamaica tonight." The funny thing is that when I tell that story everyone knows who I'm talking about with no other information. Why are people letting him bully them into skipping checklists?
We have to self-police in this industry. There's nobody else there to save your bacon.
Ahem.
By the way, it's "Air (space) Lines" in your latest update. Yeah yeah, blah blah blah, back at Northwest, it was "Airlines" but shut yower hole.![]()
On a recent flight I asked the FO if he wanted to see the logbook. He said, "Nah, that's a captain thing." I reminded him that we lived and died as a crew, and I needed backup on making sure the logbook was legal because I will eff it up eventually. Sigh...
That's when you say, " I flew this plane last week and we had a crazy write up. I just wanted to see what 'fix' they used." Or something of that order.For every one of those stories, I've asked a CA to take a peak at it and sometimes I got: "I already checked it" or "ah, you don't trust me?"
Long live Northwest! AIRLINES!
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There are a lot of us who flew somewhere other than the airlines and have some non 121 TPIC before becoming RJ FOs. A year of flying freight will get you about 500 TPIC in most places.Exactly, and just about everyone's first turbine pic experience from that class will be on a 757, 737, MD 88, 717, A320 you name it.
I'll grant you that all my TPIC is in an overgrown skyhawk, but I can still check the 1000+ TPIC box. I'm waiting to get to 1000 hrs Jet and 121 SIC to blast my resume out in the very near future.
Why are you waiting?
Little over a year ago, the biggest thing I had ever flown was the aforementioned overgrown Skyhawk. I need that 1000 hours of 121/Jet time before I can walk into an interview and feel like I belong there. Which I should reach in a matter of weeks.
Resumes are being updated, critiqued, and applications are being filled out as we speak. I'll be bugging your PM box very soon.
For every one of those stories, I've asked a CA to take a peak at it and sometimes I got: "I already checked it" or "ah, you don't trust me?"
For every one of those stories, I've asked a CA to take a peak at it and sometimes I got: "I already checked it" or "ah, you don't trust me?"
Yeah, and you've hit the nail on the head of why it sucks sometimes being the FO. You have to be a chameleon and learn how to do the dance. Most guys who say something thing like that are just used to FOs not wanting to see the logbook. There are a hundred ways to play it off and still look at the book without being confrontational. You can make it into a game...
"Nah, I trust you. I just want to be sure tech ops isn't trying to screw us." (Play into his distrust of other departments.)
"Could you show me how to validate the logbook? I'm getting close to upgrade and I want to start thinking like a captain." (Play into his ego.)
"I trust you, but I want the CVR to hear me ask to see it, just in case something happens." (Play into his tinfoil hat tendencies.)
Yeah, and you've hit the nail on the head of why it sucks sometimes being the FO. You have to be a chameleon and learn how to do the dance. Most guys who say something thing like that are just used to FOs not wanting to see the logbook. There are a hundred ways to play it off and still look at the book without being confrontational. You can make it into a game...
"Nah, I trust you. I just want to be sure tech ops isn't trying to screw us." (Play into his distrust of other departments.)
"Could you show me how to validate the logbook? I'm getting close to upgrade and I want to start thinking like a captain." (Play into his ego.)
"I trust you, but I want the CVR to hear me ask to see it, just in case something happens." (Play into his tinfoil hat tendencies.)
I've only come close to leaving a trip once, and it was with a very notorious captain. We had a come to Jesus in Montego Bay. I told him, "I can't make you use checklists, but you can't make me fly either. I'll be happy to stay in Jamaica tonight." The funny thing is that when I tell that story everyone knows who I'm talking about with no other information. Why are people letting him bully them into skipping checklists?
We have to self-police in this industry. There's nobody else there to save your bacon.
Fortunately for us, the logbook is on the FO's side. So it has to go past me to get to its home. I always check it. As far as getting a remark like that, I've gotten to the point where If I know the captain is joking, and I know him well I'll just screw with him "Of course I don't." followed by laughs. If it's someone I didn't know that well, or someone who had a chip, I most likely wouldn't even reply, look over the logbook and put it away without responding, or at most I would simply state. "It's my job." It says it in the SOP for crying out loud. We are both legally liable for checking it...
They didn't put that one in the job description. "Must be a chameleon until upgrade."
I have yet to run into a Captain who doesn't run checklists. I look so forward (not really, but sort of) to a first leg with a captain like that. That has to be one of the biggest easiest NOPES in the history of NOPES. Oh you don't want to do checklists? I guess you don't want me to be your FO. We'll do checklists, or I'm not flying with you.
As far as your taxiing story with the FO heads down. Ramp told us ground told them our flight plan dropped out of the system and to refile. We're on a wide open ramp taxiing across at DEN. I ask the CA if he wants me to shoot off a quick ACARS message to dispatch to refile. He tells me no he wants me heads up going across the ramp. It was super slow. He felt he had to defend his reasoning and started explaining to me why even though it would probably be fine if I went heads down he just felt more comfortable if I had his back. I wasn't even going to question it to begin with. I totally got where he was coming from. He's probably seen people get burned, or he's been burned in the past, or maybe he as an FO burned a CA by being heads down and an aircraft misplacement happened while taxiing.
I had one CA who was chill, but had his quirks tell me that every CA has their own little quirks. He said pay attention to those, and maybe even ask why. They'll probably have a good story for it as he did for some of the quirks he had. I know even I have my own little "quirks" as an FO to CYA.