I had a '95 (and I prefer the pre-facelift blocky front and 3.2) back in the day. Thing was MINT. I mean it had 80k or so IMS, but it had clearly been taken care of. So one day it just up and dies. Cranks but nothing. So, me being poor but also a dumbass, I do some shade-tree and reckon it's the ECU (which, spoiler: it was). Then I do the dumb thing. I order the ECU from basically Ebay (did I mention poor but also dumb?). Install ECU. Now it fires, but runs like a cement mixer. I just can't figure it out. Everything looks right! Eventually, I knuckle under and sell it.
Guy calls me back a couple of days later. He was more polite than this, but it amounted to "Hey, dumbass, you put the ECU for a DOHC engine in it! Runs great, thanks for the deal!"
Still not sure whether I ordered the wrong ECU or they shipped the wrong one, but I regret it to this day.
To your point: I would be one of those three old guys. Lemme know when you get one.