Yeah, well, back at ya.I'm going to put my taxi light in all YOWER FASES!
Maybe it was General Lee flying?
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I'm going to put my taxi light in all YOWER FASES!
Actually it was way more funny listening to Delta attempt to argue with O'hare ground the other night. Pro tip:
The house always wins at O'hare.
The two golden rules of taxiing at ORD:
1) Don't Stop
2) Don't hit anything
Everything else seems to be pretty negotiable.
Richman
I like when they point out a plane that is 1/2 a mile away and tell you to give way to them. Then you come almost nose to nose with someone else with zero warning or instructions.
How would that do work?Bid some LAX trips, I WILL BLIND YOUR ASS!

Holding short of 23R in RDU waiting for Departure.
Delta: "Delta 123 Visual 23R"
RDU Tower: "Delta 123 cleared to land"
Delta: "Delta 123 cleared to land, can you turn up the lights please?"
(It was 17:37 local)
RDU Tower: "Ahhhh, OK"
Delta: "Yep, we are doing a practice CAT III Autoland and want the lights up."
Me (thinking to myself): WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL
They were in a 737-800 and I know at my place you can do a CAT III Autoland any time even during the day with no lights on. Why, if you are doing a practice CAT III Autoland, do you need the lights? What is the policy at your place @Kingairer ? What is it like at the airline formerly known as AirTran @ATN_Pilot ?
If I was only allowed 15 minutes of internet before my chores I would probably be on the 'hub not wondering why Delta does what Delta does.
I've noticed yours and United are both installed upside down.
On the Brasilia in LAX, we vacated the south side, and taxied into T8 one fine evening without talking to anyone but the ramp tower. Ground got ahold of us just as we were turning in - "Buzzsaw 5155, Los Angeles Ground, taxi to the gate, thanks, good day."The two golden rules of taxiing at ORD:
1) Don't Stop
2) Don't hit anything
Everything else seems to be pretty negotiable.
Richman
Oooo master won't let me touch such switches.I've noticed yours and United are both installed upside down.
@Bandit_Driver @scooter2525 are yours "up" for on?