Jumpseat Etiquette- What would you do?

[derg]

When SJ first got the JS in 96, they had a 8 part jump seat form.

Press hard.

I still have some of those forms in a box!

 

[Kingairer]

I still have some of those forms in a box!

I kept some USAir ones too. Nerd Museum!

 

[Rosstafari]

Olives arent bad; but i pass on the rest

Real pilots eat the stick.

 

[roundout]

Lemme guess. Short guy with French sounding name? Great dude, but quite the hard-ass on this one thing…

 

[///AMG]

I love that guy!

You should see his face when he eats the cheese tray. He does not approve. To be fair, neither do I.

I'm not sure who we are talking about at this point, but I know that nobody has even the slightest clue how much more of a cheese tray and olive baggie game we have than all you other people.

 

[form810]

I -in plane clothes, flying on my own airline with no bags- had to take the JS to get home. No biggie. An offline in uniform checked in at the last min, also no biggie. But, with at least twenty people still in line in the jet bridge (including me) she pushed her way down and to end of the bridge. She then proceeded to try to push her way in to the line in front of me to get on the plane. When I inquired as to what she was doing; she proceeds to scoff, roll her eyes mumbles something that sounded like "well I'm up front". She looked young so I try to give her the benefit of the doubt and I say she can wait a second. The whole situation was a little off putting. My question is, what would you say in this situation? I've never felt the need to rush on to the plane to get in to the JS - especially on an airline that isn't mine. Also the comment of 'well I'm up front'? Ma'am so am I... Coming up an old timer told me to wait for revenue pax to get on and keep your bags in the JB till after you check in and see where the crew would like them stored- especially on an airline that isn't your own. Thoughts?

Per recent evidence, it seems like... eat a bunch of mushrooms. Then, step raaaaight up! And sit raaaaaight down!