1.) Don't go missed ever.
2.) The quickest way to point A-B is direct all the time, every time.
3.) Show up at the airport looking like hell, extra points if you get mistaked as a rampie.
4.) Plan to park as far away as possible from the FBO so they can hide your eyesore.
5.) Pillage all the free food/drink as possible in the FBO. Extra points if you make two out of three meals in a day popcorn and coffee.
6.) Cone your airplane with 28 cones.
7.) When in doubt add power.
8.) Redline is more of a guideline then a limitation.
9.) The more GPWS warnings you get on an approach the better.
10.) Above all wear the safety vest.
Is that not what we're talking about with is title?
Some of these are jokes, chillax in advance.