Hilarious Lego Airline satire video

Ooh, ETOPS! :)

I finished my ETOPs training for the new HNL and OGG flights in Nov/Dec, and I gotta say it opened my eyes in a way I didn't really think before. I've flown 76/777s across oceans as a pax and never cared. Now that I've gone through this training, done driftdowns, there's a part me of that says "damn, 900 miles is a long way to go over vast expanse of water with just one motor turnin..... I hope she doesn't quit too!" :eek:
 
Nah, domestic CLPDC will be first.

Oh god yes bring it.

It takes five minutes to get checked in on a new frequency and then Indy switches you to another a minute later.

I spend more time on idiotic frequency changes than anything else.

And cut out the screaming "BLLLOCKKKKKKKKK" crap too. You're blocking other folks screaming "block" and blocking out legit calls at the same time and it does NOTHING.


My problem is that once I started flying through Canada, the OCA's and Europe then came back to domestic, the differences are stark and amazing with pilot decorum here in the states. It's like everyone's a twelve year old trying to sound cool and punk one another.

Shut up, shut up, shuuuuuuut upppppppp! :)
 
Oh god yes bring it.

It takes five minutes to get checked in on a new frequency and then Indy switches you to another a minute later.

I spend more time on idiotic frequency changes than anything else.

And cut out the screaming "BLLLOCKKKKKKKKK" crap too. You're blocking other folks screaming "block" and blocking out legit calls at the same time and it does NOTHING.


My problem is that once I started flying through Canada, the OCA's and Europe then came back to domestic, the differences are stark and amazing with pilot decorum here in the states. It's like everyone's a twelve year old trying to sound cool and punk one another.

Shut up, shut up, shuuuuuuut upppppppp! :)
And people wonder why I just turn the damn radio off after I exit the D at my home airport.
Because of you. That's why.
 
Correction: I just wear the body glitter that rubs off on me. :)

Rentals. Ha!

Someone sent us one of those Christmas cards that had flecks of glitter that ended up on the couch.

Imagine getting "The Jaundiced Eye" for a week after that.

"Hey! You have glitter on your clothes too but because I have a 'Y' chromosome clearly I was able to find a lap dance in between breakfast and 'The Price is Right'".

Wimmin!
 
Correction: I just wear the body glitter that rubs off on me. :)

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Rentals. Ha!

Someone sent us one of those Christmas cards that had flecks of glitter that ended up on the couch.

Imagine getting "The Jaundiced Eye" for a week after that.

"Hey! You have glitter on your clothes too but because I have a 'Y' chromosome clearly I was able to find a lap dance in between breakfast and 'The Price is Right'".

Wimmin!
Well now we all know to get Uncle Derg glitter bombs for his birthday!
 
Oh god yes bring it.

It takes five minutes to get checked in on a new frequency and then Indy switches you to another a minute later.

I spend more time on idiotic frequency changes than anything else.

And cut out the screaming "BLLLOCKKKKKKKKK" crap too. You're blocking other folks screaming "block" and blocking out legit calls at the same time and it does NOTHING.


My problem is that once I started flying through Canada, the OCA's and Europe then came back to domestic, the differences are stark and amazing with pilot decorum here in the states. It's like everyone's a twelve year old trying to sound cool and punk one another.

Shut up, shut up, shuuuuuuut upppppppp! :)

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