Hilarious Lego Airline satire video

[Stone Cold]

Fine. Skywest pilots are solely responsible for taking an extra ten seconds per check-in saying drivel like "Hay! Memphis HOWYADOOIN, Skywest 1234 checkin' in witchya onboard at flight level 350 (whoops, I mean 290 because you stall a lot) SEEE YAAAAAH"



*mic drop*

Well, that escalated quickly...

 

[jskibo]

Well, that escalated quickly...

I'd start a GoFundMe if you make a Russian Version of it.......

 

[Stone Cold]

I'd start a GoFundMe if you make a Russian Version of it.......

When I retire or leave this job, it'll come out. I have enough material for a few books. Lol.

 

[Hacker15e]

I used to think it was some Air Force recruit sitting in a bunker that was trigger fingered to say "you're on guarrrrdl

That guy is monitoring UHF Guard on 243.0, not 121.5.

 

[derg]

short is sweet. "xyz flight 223, 350 smooth" Thats about it.

Perfect. That's some "Tier One" shizzle my friend!

 

[scooter2525]

Perfect. That's some "Tier One" shizzle my friend!

Training complete. I'm ready!

 

[Stone Cold]

That guy is monitoring UHF Guard on 243.0, not 121.5.

Way to ruin a perfectly good thread with facts. Thanks Mr. Buzzkill!

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

Who are these people who are spring loaded to yell "guard?!" Don't you have anything better to be doing?

Delta pilots. I heard for this part they didn't need a script and just let the Delta guys do what they do best naturally

 

[derg]

Way to ruin a perfectly good thread with facts. Thanks Mr. Buzzkill!

@Hacker15e - YOU GET OUTTA HERE WITH YOURS FACTS and uhhh… stuff.

 

[derg]

Delta pilots. I heard for this part they didn't need a script and just let the Delta guys do what they do best naturally

Virgin America pilots wear body glitter.

 

[amorris311]

Virgin America pilots wear body glitter.

So does @ATN_Pilot.

It's all about HOW you wear it.

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

You gotta write that freq and time so liveatc look up is possible. For science.

Aw jeez. I couldn't remember that. There were a lot of frequency changes from CA to MI.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

Virgin America pilots wear body glitter.

Yes but only because every time we check in, this happens...

 

[derg]

Aw jeez. I couldn't remember that. There were a lot of frequency changes from CA to MI.

Ooh, ETOPS!

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

Ooh, ETOPS!

Trolololol

 

[Seggy]

@Derg is trying to deflect that fact that he and his coworkers are the GUARD POLICE!

 

[derg]

If a man can't troll his own forum, just a little, a sweet little puppies foot gets stepped on and he goes "ark!"

 

[derg]

@Derg is trying to deflect that fact that he and his coworkers are the GUARD POLICE!

Maybe because they're bored while your crews are still busy talking smack about how much premerger (UAL/CAL) was and that seniority list. Booom!

 

[Seggy]

Maybe because they're bored while your crews are still busy talking smack about how much premerger (UAL/CAL) was and that seniority list. Booom!

I still see LNWA guys with their old wings, hats, and epaulettes on...

*drops mike*

 

[derg]

I still see LNWA guys with their old wings, hats, and epaulettes on...

*drops mike*

I have not. I have seen the belt buckle though, but not out of pride, out of the fact he was cheap.

And pick up that mic, Felicia! Ain't nobody said nothing about you saying anything mic-droppable.