Hilarious Lego Airline satire video

That's because you aren't using the nuclear launch button for your cabin PAs and segregating them from your comm panel.

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Barack Obama demonstrates how to notify the cabin crew for departure in an Embraer. (photo credit: Rafael Santos/Empresa Brasileira de Aeronautica)

Old habits die hard after so many years in the 145. I made the mistake more often in that thing than the current whip.
 
I have not. I have seen the belt buckle though, but not out of pride, out of the fact he was cheap. :).

And? ;)

Don't forget leaving the top button on the zoot suit undone, which signifies "I am a DC-9 jock"

Richman
 
Ok, not to sound cooly ironic or anything, but the thread started off complaining about how we'll hear "work work work" on guard for the next 12 months, and instead by page two, everyone is actually talking about work work work.

I AM CONFUS....

Richman

Entertainment value.

Besides, I'm watching Battlestar Galactica (1978) tonight. Alllllll night.
 
Ok, not to sound cooly ironic or anything, but the thread started off complaining about how we'll hear "work work work" on guard for the next 12 months, and instead by page two, everyone is actually talking about work work work.

I AM CONFUS....

Richman
Everyone actually likes talking about work. Even when they say they don't like talking about work. The ones that say that are always the ones that talk about work I've noticed.

Everyone is also still a nerd and likes talking about airplanes too!
 
Everyone actually likes talking about work. Even when they say they don't like talking about work. The ones that say that are always the ones that talk about work I've noticed.

Everyone is also still a nerd and likes talking about airplanes too!

My greatest annoyance is strapping into the cockpit and hearing a guy bitch about work.

I love the bad captain stories, however. TELLMETELLMETELLME!! Use names, even.

But when hear "Well, Southernjets sucks because I had more fun at XYZ because the crews were younger and I had holidays and weekends off"* and your ass is my age or older, you're not going to have a good time because Buzz McKillington is, well, Buzz McKillington.


*Based on an actual "first five minutes of conversation" from a new hire pilot who was a "flow".
 
My greatest annoyance is strapping into the cockpit and hearing a guy bitch about work.

I love the bad captain stories, however. TELLMETELLMETELLME!! Use names, even.

But when hear "Well, Southernjets sucks because I had more fun at XYZ because the crews were younger and I had holidays and weekends off"* and your ass is my age or older, you're not going to have a good time because Buzz McKillington is, well, Buzz McKillington.


*Based on an actual "first five minutes of conversation" from a new hire pilot who was a "flow".

+1 Flying with complainers makes the longest/worst 4 day trips... I am a witness...
 
Everyone actually likes talking about work. Even when they say they don't like talking about work. The ones that say that are always the ones that talk about work I've noticed.

Everyone is also still a nerd and likes talking about airplanes too!
exactly, if you ask around here, no one likes to talk work or shop, but we all come to a website to talk about work and shop...
 
My greatest annoyance is strapping into the cockpit and hearing a guy bitch about work.

I love the bad captain stories, however. TELLMETELLMETELLME!! Use names, even.

But when hear "Well, Southernjets sucks because I had more fun at XYZ because the crews were younger and I had holidays and weekends off"* and your ass is my age or older, you're not going to have a good time because Buzz McKillington is, well, Buzz McKillington.

*Based on an actual "first five minutes of conversation" from a new hire pilot who was a "flow".

THIS. Man that gets old. From anyone. As an aside:

I won't talk about politics.
I won't talk about money.
I won't talk about religion.

PERIOD. SO STOP ASKING!

Richman
 
Most know the rule of not talking politics, but out of the very few that do, I've never had 1, not 1, who was a democrat.
 
Entertainment value.

Besides, I'm watching Battlestar Galactica (1978) tonight. Alllllll night.

Oh yea, I had a thing for Athena.....

Don't forget Space 1999 reruns. Went back and re-watched the 1st season (2nd was not so not). There was some strange freeky-deeky metaphysical stuff going on upon re-watching.

One episode in particular, Dragons Domain, nearly made this-then-7-year old pee himself. I didn't sleep for a month after that episode. I get that in 2015 you get "The Bastard Executioner" and "The Walking Dead" on basic cable, but I can't for the life of me figure out how they showed this episode over-the-air in 1976.

Richman
 
THIS. Man that gets old. From anyone. As an aside:

I won't talk about politics.
I won't talk about money.
I won't talk about religion.

PERIOD. SO STOP ASKING!

Richman

Politics - even the guys I agree wholeheartedly with, I won't participate. Hell, I don't even know my own families political leanings, why would I be interested in my coworkers?

Money - Really bro, I'm not taking investment advice from a pilot, but I will (very) passively listen to your return expectations on your Iraqi Dinar stash in your front lawn because I find pilot financial quackery mildly entertaining.

Religion - Nope. Well, once, a captain asked me where I went to church and I jokingly answered "The Church of the Holy Triumvirate. I am a Priest of the Temple of Syrinx near Cygnus-X" and lets just say it became a long two-man crossing to Dublin that night.
 
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