CVG TSA is up yer butt
BTW, what the hell's up with the TSA in CVG? ..........................
Riiiiiiiiiight, Waldo. Sorry you were picked on in grade school but now ain't yo time!
Dude,
I hate to say it, but methinks it's more likely a CVG thing.
That whole place has a strange vibe. A certain "mid-western pettyness" to it. A case of the "meanies." A certain "Barney Fife" like complex.
Not everybody in CVG is that way of course. Most aren't...... but CVG seems to have more than it's fair share a-holes.
Not that it's their fault.
The fault lies in the fact that their main employer is Proctor and Gamble.
Think about that for a second. Most of town is in the industry of catering to your ass.
...And ears, and eyes, and nose, and mouth, and.........well........wherever your body has a hole..............Proctor and Gamble makes a product for it.
So you got all these people running around thinking,
"what can we stick in someone's butt today?"
And that, my friend, is why CVG is like the way it is!
CVG + TSA is like mixing Wild Turkey and Barcardi 151 rum.
The aftermath of either combo is not pleasant!
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By the way, the mix of Wild Turkey and Barcardi 151 is a called a "Gorilla Fart."
The proper way to drink a Gorilla Fart is upside down. So you are really drinking Upside Down Gorilla Farts. The way to do this is to be, laying on the bar & on your back, head hanging off the edge, mouth open.
The bartender then pours both liquors into your mouth.
Then you gulp it down as you sit up.
[Try not to puke at this point.............it does not impress the ladies if you do.]
Viola!
If you do it right, [ie. so quick you don't have time to gag or barf,] you'll be fine. The strong liquor actually makes your mouth go numb.....which helps.
Practice, repeat, enjoy................then call AA.
I know from personal experience from the last time I drank these, at Waldo's Bar in Kalamazoo on my 21st birthday in 1987, that if you drink an Upside down Kamakaze, followed by 2 Upside down Gorilla Farts........
You will get sick.
Within 15 minutes.
Which is good as this will eject these toxins from your body before they can be absorbed. Which means no hangover.
Who says I learned nothing in college?
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[And for you CVG people who are about to flame me... This was pointed out to me by numerous people I know who live in CVG. There was even a local newspaper article on it. Besides....I grew up in DTW. Same vibe but for different reasons.]