Cherokee_Cruiser
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We’re entirely paperless. So yes I’ll look at the flight packet when I’m in the van. I won’t brief the crew in the van, I’ll wait til on the plane.
More like: “New York depaaaaahhhhcha, how yuuuuu doin’..? United 123 with you…”
No it isn’t.
I’ll add guys who wear long sleeve pilot shirts.
I would but I don’t own any.
Short sleeve shirts coupled with a tie looks completely moronic in any other setting -- like wearing a long sleeve shirt with shorts. But I’m lazy and it would mean more ironing.
One of my favorite FO’s is a long-sleever but he’s got a fulll-sleeve arm tattoo he has to cover up.
How about asking the RJ pilots on your deadhead “got your app in?”
Otherwise this list sucks.
Even worse, opening the door and jumping out to remove them as you taxi back to the ramp after a quick trip around the pattern and a landing, and then claiming the airplane is broken. True story on a G-V, we have the video.Douchey Pilot things:
-Leaving the gear pins in
I’m tired of the word “woke”.
Seems like every year there’s a new lazy pejorative that gets overused by the masses.
First was snowflake…
then Karen…
now woke.
Now whenever I hear it, even when I might agree with the speaker, I can’t keep my eyes from rolling.
Stop beating around the bush and tell us what you really think!Douchey pilot things. Being Jeff Coursey. A felon, a woman stalker (convicted and public record so look it up) who wears the worse glasses you could possibly purchase, and crap on FBO line service because this clown once took off with the gear pins still installed and blamed the FBO...
And yes before you ask, he is dead serious with those glasses...View attachment 65319
As long as we're, er, critiquing technique here...
What do you folk think of the following pre-takeoff briefing at a generic, bread and butter airport (no weird stuff): "We'll be a static departure off of runway 36. We'll climb to 4000 on runway heading and expect vectors to SHLEP. Standard calls and aborts. ..."
If you have company standard calls and aborts and you're all trained on them, is such a briefing ok?
Here you go….
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My point is if you’re a paid-by-the-clock employee, you shouldn’t be required (or expected) to work off the clock.
Douchey pilot things. Being Jeff Coursey. A felon, a woman stalker (convicted and public record so look it up) who wears the worset glasses you could possibly purchase, and craps on FBO line service because this clown once took off with the gear pins still installed and blamed the FBO...
And yes before you ask, he is dead serious with those glasses...View attachment 65319
Wait. There was a creepy stalker guy in the pic, wearing glasses you say? I didn't see him. Was too busy looking at the girl! Lol.
I'd think gay male babies might've been breast fed.Like you even know what to do with that! LOL
6 Can you get me a free ticket to fly to XYZ?
I didn’t pick up on Matthew being thirsty. Eww!I'd think gay male babies might've been breast fed.
Wait. I didn't see him. Was too busy looking at the girl! Lol.