Douchey Pilot Things. A list

No it isn’t.


I’ll add guys who wear long sleeve pilot shirts.

I would but I don’t own any.

Short sleeve shirts coupled with a tie looks completely moronic in any other setting -- like wearing a long sleeve shirt with shorts. But I’m lazy and it would mean more ironing.

One of my favorite FO’s is a long-sleever but he’s got a fulll-sleeve arm tattoo he has to cover up.
 
I would but I don’t own any.

Short sleeve shirts coupled with a tie looks completely moronic in any other setting -- like wearing a long sleeve shirt with shorts. But I’m lazy and it would mean more ironing.

One of my favorite FO’s is a long-sleever but he’s got a fulll-sleeve arm tattoo he has to cover up.

Dont worry, the airlines aren’t woke enough yet. They will be soon. Visible tattoos will be allowed once some idiot sues for “not allowing to express him/herself freely” and feeling “mentally stressed and triggered” at work.

Speaking of cray cray, mental stress, and suing, isn’t KP back and flying the line? Companies will cave.
 
Douchey Pilot things:
-Leaving the gear pins in
Even worse, opening the door and jumping out to remove them as you taxi back to the ramp after a quick trip around the pattern and a landing, and then claiming the airplane is broken. True story on a G-V, we have the video.
 
I’m tired of the word “woke”.
Seems like every year there’s a new lazy pejorative that gets overused by the masses.
First was snowflake…
then Karen…
now woke.

Now whenever I hear it, even when I might agree with the speaker, I can’t keep my eyes from rolling.

And the people who use the word the most are completely ignorant to what the definition is.

But let’s keep creating synthetic “boogeymen” and profess how a politician can protect us from it.

Tiresome and idiotic. Well,I’m off to Uhh take my nephew to a drag show, let him walk into a non-gendered restroom and teach him about racism
 
Douchey pilot things. Being Jeff Coursey. A felon, a woman stalker (convicted and public record so look it up) who wears the worse glasses you could possibly purchase, and crap on FBO line service because this clown once took off with the gear pins still installed and blamed the FBO...
And yes before you ask, he is dead serious with those glasses...View attachment 65319
Stop beating around the bush and tell us what you really think!
 
And I want a pink pony... doesn't mean I'm going to get it.
Here you go….

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My point is if you’re a paid-by-the-clock employee, you shouldn’t be required (or expected) to work off the clock.
 
As long as we're, er, critiquing technique here...

What do you folk think of the following pre-takeoff briefing at a generic, bread and butter airport (no weird stuff): "We'll be a static departure off of runway 36. We'll climb to 4000 on runway heading and expect vectors to SHLEP. Standard calls and aborts. ..."

If you have company standard calls and aborts and you're all trained on them, is such a briefing ok?

Depends on the company.

We could say “Standard Skyway callouts” at Skyway, but at SouthernJets, we cannot.
 
Douchey pilot things. Being Jeff Coursey. A felon, a woman stalker (convicted and public record so look it up) who wears the worset glasses you could possibly purchase, and craps on FBO line service because this clown once took off with the gear pins still installed and blamed the FBO...
And yes before you ask, he is dead serious with those glasses...View attachment 65319

Wait. There was a creepy stalker guy in the pic, wearing glasses you say? I didn't see him. Was too busy looking at the girl! Lol.
 
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