Screaming_Emu
Joe Conventional
Maybe at your airline but at mine, the captains don't do diddly. Just ask @Derg. It's not uncommon to finish the preflight 30 minutes prior to push and then just sit around doing nothing. The fat bastards need to go get some exercise.
Isn't it funny that in this industry the less you do, the more you get paid?
I just had a moment of my own today where I was absolutely flabbergasted that I make so much less than the left see when 10 minutes after takeoff from DC the captain looked down at the city of Baltimore and asked "Is that New York City?"