Re: \"Bob The Salesman\" At Pan Am\'s Phoenix Campus
I remember when Bob first showed up. Most of Us students and CFIs there slaved for months, years etc to earn gold CFI wings, more epaulette cabbage etc. I know it sounds kind of dumb, but back then it was a way of pushing yourself to get done. Then this f***wit stolls in with 4 bar and gold wings. FYI, non flights ops personnell at PAIFA who choose to wear flight uniform wear shoulder cabbage appropriate to ratings held. Back in thoses days, 4 bars was big s*** to have. Now every twit who does stage checks has them, but abck then, it was the skygods who wore them. Just imagine this imposter in their midst.
His actual qualls are COMM/ME and around 800TT give or take. No CFI. We almost went on strike when we found out.
His in house nickname is Kiwi, with regards to his hair, not because he shags sheep.
My most enduring memory of kwi, however, is briefing a couple of students in flight ops when he comes marching in with tour in tow, and proceeds to sing the praises of DVT, showing them key airport features on a chart of SDL. One of the tour party members, who happened to be a UAL 744 driver, pointed out that there were 2 runways outside, and the chart had only 1. Kiwi glared at him and ushered the tour elsewhere in silence, undoubtedly to fill their heads with BS about something or other. The UAL guy, his son, me and 2 OATS students were almost pi$$ing ourselves with laughter, I left shortly after, but everytime I think of that twit, I can still laugh like hell.
P.S. For everyone who wants to knwo what he looks like, watch Lt. Castillo from Miami Vice. Dead Ringer!!!!!!!