ZapBrannigan
If it ain’t a Boeing, I’m not going. No choice.
When I was with Comair many moons ago, the chief pilot sat in a truck in CVG and did a tactile inspection right before we took the runway. The hard wing on the CRJ200 was nothing to be messed with.
I flew corporate for Walmart for a while. I was in a Learjet 31, also in CVG coincidentally, when I watched the FBO staff do a pretty lousy job deicing a Citation.
I went and found the deicing crew and said "listen, I work for the biggest company in the world. When we depart, I don't care what it costs, make sure there's not a flake of snow on this thing"
Boy howdy did they ever. They practically drowned us in fluid. Later I was called on the carpet for the $8000 deicing bill.
"Flying airplanes is expensive" I said. "Don't want to spend money? don't fly airplanes"
The normalization of deviance there (even if it was deviance from airline procedures as opposed to industry standard corporate behavior) always bothered me. Guess I was just never meant to be a corporate guy.
I flew corporate for Walmart for a while. I was in a Learjet 31, also in CVG coincidentally, when I watched the FBO staff do a pretty lousy job deicing a Citation.
I went and found the deicing crew and said "listen, I work for the biggest company in the world. When we depart, I don't care what it costs, make sure there's not a flake of snow on this thing"
Boy howdy did they ever. They practically drowned us in fluid. Later I was called on the carpet for the $8000 deicing bill.
"Flying airplanes is expensive" I said. "Don't want to spend money? don't fly airplanes"
The normalization of deviance there (even if it was deviance from airline procedures as opposed to industry standard corporate behavior) always bothered me. Guess I was just never meant to be a corporate guy.